buttitwins defense squad

Voluntarily coming to the upper midwest in early February?...choices were made!!

kermit the frog is dancing on a stage with a red curtain behind him . Alt: kermit the frog is dancing on a stage with a red curtain behind him .

HELBIG'S COMING TO MPLS!

Cat, baby, we've known where they stand for more than a decade now; catch up.

But it DELIGHTS very online Minnesotan white chicks.

(Me. It delights me.)

NDN Collective is launching the “Feed The People” campaign in response to the SNAP benefits crisis. The U.S. Government shutdown is disrupting SNAP, deepening food insecurity in many Native and rural communities.

Was Dick Durbin a child left behind?

orange cat with tail curled up

Adonis would like to remind you to take care of yourselves and each other now more than ever

Dude time! Time for dudes!

Sen. Lucy Football (D-NH)

What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced

I don't know if this will help anyone, but pediatrician and OBGYN offices frequently have tons of samples of baby formula and will often give them away if you need it. Always worth a shot.

Was just in the shower when I remembered the time I made a Spinal Tap joke about Bishop scores and nobody laughed.

BLANKIE MAN BLANKIE MAN BLANKIE MAN

I think maybe Mother Nature needs a psych referral. Homegirl needs some meds.

i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is

Listen, when you're right you're right.

Our current government is composed of pedophiles and Nazis and I'm supposed to give a shit about this?

1) Sex work is real work.

2) Being a person of faith and hanging with sex workers are not mutually exclusive. See: Jesus.

3) There are literal Nazis in charge right now; where would I find a single solitary fuck to give about this?

All cheese belongs to Donnie.

I'd commit war crimes for this cat.

Families on SNAP worry about not just feeding themselves but also their pets With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.

With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.

They have souls?

Chancleta thinks using hunger as a weapon is the most dickish move in the world and he's right.

IS THE "PRO-LIFE" IN THE ROOM WITH US

*stares blankly in abortion logistical support*

FAA reducing air traffic by 10% across 40 'high-volume' markets during government shutdown The Federal Aviation Administration says it plans to reduce air traffic by 10% across 40 “high-volume” markets beginning Friday morning to maintain safety during the ongoing government shutdown.

This is catastrophic for people who need to travel by air for abortion or gender-affirming care. apnews.com/article/gove...

Don't worry, king; he is

I YELLED

Can all these onerous sacks of shit stop talking dirty to me

Inshallah.