buttitwins defense squad

So...is she saying she's not a woman?

Somebody tell the transvestigators. Might keep them busy for a lil while.

I mean, it is now.

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”

Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

Siri, play "My Kink is Karma"

I have a capy tattoo. Her name is Yuzu.

Suddenly inspired to bake several cream pies. For reasons.

100000000/10 would vote for a pissed off librarian any day

Mashallah!

JUMP, YOU PUSSY.

Oh my god

Is it 2006 again?

Newspaper clipping of a woman holding a crying baby

Fun fact: I was in the Chronicle when I was a baby. They did a "musicians and their children" photo spread; my mom's holding me and I'm wailing 😂

He sees what you did there.

How in the world do you not just spend all day every day snuggling him and giving him smooches

Fucking HELL yall.

If you want a repro clinic in LA dm me. This is devastating. Mississippi closed its only physical location. Birmingham AL will be the only physical clinic in the LA/MS/AL region.

Trump didn't "break his campaign promise on IVF," he lied to get elected

Tell your momey that she's a lot smarter than I am, because I walked on mine for EIGHT DAYS before I went to get an x-ray! I hope she feels better very soon!

Oh noes! Tell your momey that I've broken the same bone and been in the same boot - she has my condolences!

Anyway, here’s Wonderwall

Many multicolored Furbys with long bodies are sitting in a clump against a retro 80s wave background with this list overlaid: pro-abortion, pro-immigrant, pro-Black, pro-trans, pro-Palestine, and ACAB

I want my taxes back.

My sinuses are chaotic evil, so that tracks.

I thought the same. Roseanne Conner in 1989 would kick the teeth out of Roseanne Barr in 2025.

...okay but I'd watch the shit out of that

Goddamn, I love that episode.

And agreed. Frasier would've preferred to vote for Biden, but would've voted for Kamala after the switcheroo. (Kelsey himself...is another matter.)

Hell, given *gestures broadly*, I'm pretty damn sure Marty would've crossed party lines by now.

I want to go back to school just so I can write a masters thesis on this.

LOUDER.

(Civil warrants don't mean fuckall outside the state, fwiw.)

I know, scientifically, it's not as bad as it has been the last several days. But god, I am feeling the worst of it today, even with my windows closed and my air purifier blasting.