Breaking: local Tesco pumpkin is thicc
26.10.2025 09:28 β π 42 π 6 π¬ 4 π 2
absolutely lost it on the tube home last night reading this, what a legend
30.09.2025 12:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Another vote for jacket weather. I wore a t-shirt, thin jumper and leather jacket and was sweating buckets on the way in this morning!
18.09.2025 12:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A tattooed knee, I think, featuring Richard Scarry's Lowly Worm in an apple car. Text reads: You got a fast car. I got a plan to get us out of here.
This tattoo, by InkedMongoose on IG, is perfect. No notes.
17.08.2025 15:14 β π 6566 π 1035 π¬ 66 π 69
Me: so thatβs downward dog, when will we do upward dog?
Yoga teacher: Whatβs upward dog?
Me: Not much dog whatβs upward with you?
04.08.2025 15:16 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Phillip.
22.04.2025 17:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Such an eloquent and accurate review!
09.04.2025 06:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I made a Mistake on this count today
31.03.2025 21:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Oooh ooooooooooooh
22.03.2025 19:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
neeeed the freddie one!
07.03.2025 20:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
NEW ππ» GAGA ππ» ALBUM ππ» DAY ππ»ππ»ππ»
07.03.2025 09:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
yes please!!
01.03.2025 16:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
this guy tho!
14.02.2025 14:29 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
yay for big yellow teapot and that exact popple!
13.02.2025 13:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Happy birthday!
29.01.2025 18:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Every day I wake up and itβs January
27.01.2025 21:04 β π 857 π 82 π¬ 22 π 7
the extra laundry rn is A LOT.
21.01.2025 21:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Very much enjoyed this, tyvm for your efforts
15.01.2025 23:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
[Drowning Pool voice]
Let the body keep the score
Let the body keep the score
14.01.2025 14:49 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
A couple sitting on the sofa of an evening looking at their phones. One of them laughs at something. The other one looks at it, laughs a little and says they'd already seen it.
I did a comic strip. I forgot how long comic strips take.
11.01.2025 00:01 β π 354 π 73 π¬ 21 π 7
itβs not a word, stop trying to make it a word
04.12.2024 22:52 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
too many bare ankles in London town right now, it's too cold for such shenanigans, what are you playing at
21.11.2024 20:58 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1
Yay!! Lovely to see you over here. Iβm gradually making the transitionβ¦
21.11.2024 15:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
canned diet coke that's approaching the BBE tastes TERRIBLE. (yes this fascinating tidbit is what I have chosen to return to bluesky with, what of it)
16.11.2024 21:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Boys Donβt Cry is also on the playlist. V good tbh
05.07.2023 12:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Our hotel is playing a chillout version of Black Hole Sun by the pool and I am here. for. it.
05.07.2023 10:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Ahh thank you!! β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
04.07.2023 19:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Itβs kinda fun to be on a fresh new(ish) social platform. Letβs keep this one all neat and tidy, like when you started new exercise books every September.
03.07.2023 20:44 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
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