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Wyatt outside at the moment, Kiki. I feel bad for you girl. We don't get goodies every day. The humans don't add salt to anything but that is okay.

Good afternoon, Tex B here, I would rather have beef medallions or rotisserie chicken. These humans, sheesh!

Little rain, the desert blooms

Now there's a hawk drone watching me. He/she may have heard about my accidental, vacant birdhouse hit earlier...

Yes.

Poor Kiki and the poor Louvre, no Kiki statue this year and the what with the strike this summer. Tsk, tsk.

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, Mr. Rogers.

He or Jr. will be selling drugs through TrumpRX or BlinkRX. Will there be any safety controls? Will we be required to purchase here?

Hey Kiki, Wyatt here, you are so right, Sister, but I love cuddling too!

Surprised Emmer didn't say that the Democrats were too busy today celebrating the Nobel peace prize winner.

Glad for your recall at least. Health America only wants to ban vaccines and Tylenol. 🤫

Oh please, Mr. Scrooge, I will not survive on a crust of bread!

Crust of bread for rural hospitals: $50B

Loaf of bread for ACA enhanced subsidies over 10 yrs: $350B

Turkey dinner for tax cuts over 10 yrs: $3,600B

Hopefully, millions of actual patriotic Americans will show up around the US to support our actual great country for the last 249 years on October 18th.

Direct access importer/exporter. US prize? The fuzzy end of the lollipop.

People Mag could award DJT that prize. That possibly could kill two birds with one stone. I am not going to explain that comment. Far be it from me to offend anyone.

Roll up the sidewalks already! The US has been closed by Fox and fiends for business, tourism, life in general, you name it!

Thank you AI gnome in advance for leaving this alone.

Simple solution. Vote Mikie Sherrill.

Full disclosure: I do not live or vote in the Garden State. I am not affiliated with either campaign. I am paying attention.

D. Fired
E. All of the above.

Okay, the correct answer is now E.

Hi Kiki, Rikki here (that's my name since I was a lost & found kitten), your human didn't ask you why kitties sleep so close to their human's mouth early in the morning. Because human hasn't fed us yet and they may have mysteriously eaten food in their sleep and we're hungry! Have a good day, Kiki!

Congratulations to Norway! Integrity is the best policy. Unfortunately, the committee chair will be indicted for mortgage fraud within the next two weeks. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Sorry, everything else is small potatoes. An evil AI gnome autocorrects or more often autocorrupts this stuff, Geez.

Cognitive test interpretation is a questionable vegetable however.

RIP Sister Jean 🙏

When you are torturing your earlobes, you else is small potatoes.

True or not, it sounds reasonable, how quaint.

Therefore, ipso facto, it's Biden's fault.

D.

Anything for his pals; the Earth and her inhabitants, forget about it cuh.

Dissing the Nobel because your idol fell short? And a Latina woman won? Words elude me at the moment.

Absolutely right! The GOP4s!