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I owe a massive apology to Lorde for not vibing with it originally bc as soon as the weather gets warm I'm like "wow it's time to listen to solar power front to back on repeat"

I don't need everyone to be attracted to me but I do need everyone to think I'm beautiful

within 5/6ish months of wearing a night guard, I have managed to grind so hard, it's started cracking

katy perry space mission is literally so goofy how is it something that's actually in reality happening

AND YOU KNOW I WOULD CROSS THE FUCKIN OCEAN JUST TO RUB IN YOUR FAVORITE SUN TAN LOTION

set out on a 1.5 mile run and ended up in the 3.5-4 mile range??? just because I felt good???? crazy town

thinking about how you can control whether or not your ponytail swings while walking... absolutely diabolical

god I love watching a robot kill her evil idiot boyfriend

I can't stop playing spider solitaire what does this say about my mental health

have argued with two different men in public this weekend can y'all get it together??

I've had one of these!! It did make it way easier to breathe tbf

looking at my own instagram post: wow I'm so fucking cool

something about being from kansas and living on the east coast is that sometimes it's painfully obvious who's spent any time living in middle america and who hasn't

saw a video of what I look like from the side and it might have ruined my whole week

tall curvy women unite

speaking of: happy sleep token single release day to those who celebrate

to be very clear I only really listen to metal that would make misogynistic metal purists hurt their little fingers typing out death threats so

something feels very powerful about listening to metal while walking down the city street

this is mean but I really hope that when I wear my glasses I look like a hot person who put on glasses as opposed to a glasses wearer does this make sense

people always talk about developing a crush on someone who doesn't care if you live or die but developing a crush on someone who actually cares a lot and thinks you're amazing but still doesn't want you??? devastating

I can't believe people fall in love that's so crazy

questioning my worth and value as a person!!!! as a little pre-birthday treat!!!!!!

to be clear, the man, the woman, and the birthday party are all real. the interest on his part is the only unknown but it would piss me off for sure!!!!

get annoyed at a hypothetical situation where the man who doesn't want me is interested in the woman he met at my birthday party

omg very intrigued by the description of this one

I dabbled in ocarina of time on gamecube when I was like 12 lol reddit also recommends zelda so I'll have to check them out

my roommates would kill me if I didn't lol

if I got a switch for my birthday, what games should I get

mormonism is being 29 and having instagram recommend you follow your college ex boyfriends oldest child

I have a vision of buying blonde and red clip in extensions to do calico hair whenever I want do we see the vision do we think this is possible