Jay Mayfield

is there anything more satisfying than writing a heartblessing nastygram to somebody who really, really deserves it

Sitting in front of Trevor’s friends/family on the third base line. They, too, found the call pretty tough.

Nothing more NCAA than saying “We see clear video evidence that the player didn’t touch home plate, was assisted back to the plate in violation of the rules, but… we decided we shouldn’t do anything about that.”

Why have replay at all?

So…. Everything going okay, @royalcaribbeanintl.bsky.social ?

Been getting constant app notifications for the last 20 minutes or so that all say “test subtitle” and a string of numbers.

Paul F Tompkins on stage at Varietopia, wearing a suit and old-timey straw hat standing in front of an elevated drum kit, with a large display screen in the background with the Varietopia logo

There’s nothing quite so delightful as seeing @pftompkins.bsky.social Varietopia in person! Thanks for coming to DC!

WE KNOW HOW IT ENDS. WE’RE ALL READY FOR IT. (pop-tart standing atop toaster slot)

going into 2025 with this energy

pepsi's continued existence baffles me

In this Ohio diner, Campbell still means Glenn. But they do know this: you should never attempt an onside kick with 12 minutes left in the fourth quarter

Getting your ass booed in freezing temps because adult-sized Bobby Hill figured out your third corner couldn’t defend a go route, that’s hell

😉

Pretty sure every Paul Rudd character does this but so do I: act like I have something serious to tell my wife and it turns out to be song lyrics

btw I don't want to hear how you know shit about the south i you don't live here

BUT

if you can prove you watched every episode of Floribama shore I'd definitely let you get some takes off

The Vols are NATIONAL CHAMPIONS

In Microsoft Excel

YouTube video by Birdy - Topic The District Sleeps Alone Tonight

Also a December song (whether in this version or the original version by the Postal Service):

youtu.be/xm9ONuNAeW0

This is pretty much the energy my wife and I aim for at all times.

Bees!

This is perfection.

caillou!

Coziness when you are a little kid absolutely crushes adult coziness, no contest. Like when you think of “cozy” it’s always tied to when you felt cozy as a kid, right? We’re just chasing that vibe?

Screenshot of an Amazon ad with a dog in a plastic box with bars on one side being suspended in the air

I just got this ad for a… dog hanging cell? Does anyone have a clue what this could be? I’m not a big pet guy but like… I don’t dislike the concept this much. Naturally, the ad itself led to a dead link.

grandmother slime @artyintheuk if I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online it's not that I lied it's just that I failed

Getting Indiana into the College Football Playoff

the “HIGH TIDE” commercial hits really nicely in this one.

our redshirt freshman Aussie punter kicked it down to the 1 and hit the Heisman pose, I fucking love this team

It’s Henson’s last performance as Kermit, and one of the last projects he worked on. Re-theming the Aerosmith coaster with a Muppets video ain’t it, boys.

My first meaningful message on this app is this: Bob Iger and Josh D’Amaro will surely be turned away from the gates of heaven and sent to hell for destroying MuppetVision 3-D. I’m… not great right now as it is, but this is Too Damn Much.

People who expect creatives to do work for "exposure" can go fuck themselves. Cash on the barrelhead is what I expect when people ask me for work, so if I'm asking for people to do work for me, that's what I offer as well.