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eating a kitkat like kourtney kardashian rn

04.11.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The sun will rise in #Toronto #Ontario tomorrow at 6:57, 79 seconds later than the day before.
It will set at 17:04, 76 seconds earlier than the day before.

03.11.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The sun will rise in #Toronto #Ontario tomorrow at 6:56, 79 seconds later than the day before.
It will set at 17:06, 77 seconds earlier than the day before.

02.11.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Vladimir Serov, The Worker (1960) and The Builder (1964)



She's winding up to slap his ass

Vladimir Serov, The Worker (1960) and The Builder (1964) She's winding up to slap his ass

02.11.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bad day for bj fans

02.11.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why is the season 1 winner of usa hells kitchen hot

02.11.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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King of the Hill impressions!

06.08.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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07.10.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 509    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

I just found out they actually kill the bull in bullfighting

Wtf

04.12.2024 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

its crazy how scarborough is so forgotten amongst people my age in toronto. like ive talked to my friends before about stc and use "stc". when ikea announced stc store would close and i told my friends that they were like "⁉️ your store ???" NO BRUH I SAID STC YOU KNOW I DONT WORK IN SCARBIE

12.10.2025 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

everytime i see a tim hortons in england im like wtf

12.10.2025 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

waiting until 2 am to watch the new rhoslc in uk makes me wanna rope

08.10.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

google how to get weed in berlin

04.10.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why is ordering a tequila cranberry so weird to people

03.10.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
youtube video speed bar with x1.0, x1.25, x1.5, x2.0, and new paid feature: x3.0

youtube video speed bar with x1.0, x1.25, x1.5, x2.0, and new paid feature: x3.0

who the hell is watching a youtube video at x3 speed

01.10.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a customer months ago left a nice owala water bottle at work and its been sitting in our staff water bottle area since.

its now mine bc the managers finally were gonna throw it out

mwahahah

01.10.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so interesting how "oriental" is part of everyday language in uk but in north america its basically a slur

01.10.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

can weed be legal in england between now and october 25th Dxxxx need my cope medicine today

01.10.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i feel like if five guys toasted the buns first it would make the sandwich so much better

30.09.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why do like all the taps and showers drip in england ????

23.09.2025 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, here’s the problem. She said something not conservative in the free speech area.

15.09.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2304    πŸ” 596    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 17

just changed my voicemail to reflect im going to be overseas for 5-6 weeks bruhhhh

16.09.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we should bring back blackberry

14.09.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my uber driver has ms teams on his little car computer

insane

14.09.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

how many times in a year can the city of toronto rip up and redo stretches of eglinton ave

13.09.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no offense but wtf even is working "an office job" that shit means nothing, its not real.

13.09.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Charlie Kirk was a private citizen

Melissa Hortman was a seated lawmaker in MN

No Flags were flown half staff at the WH for her death by gun violence

10.09.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5211    πŸ” 1533    πŸ’¬ 119    πŸ“Œ 53

freedom mobile why tf is my phone roaming in cambridge

12.09.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why are phone grips/popsockets impossible to find in stores now ????

11.09.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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