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The Shark leaving before halftime of the Clemson game.

I did not know Larry Nance Jr. was back in Cleveland. Thought he was still in Atlanta.

I miss him on the Pelicans, but seeing the Nance jersey with the Cavs feels right.

Reggie Miller calling NBA games that isn't on Turner Network Television is going to take some getting use to.

It's name is John Candy Corn

Going to that Bengals offensive line, yes

What are the Bengals doing? Flacco just needs a stop at Pittsburgh to complete his AFC North tour.

With that Offensive Line, Bengals should still give Jake Browning 1st team offensive reps.

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2 weeks away from the NBA being BACK!

LMAO!!!

That Pick 6 flipped this game around. Starting to think the last 2 weeks was Giants & Ravens being shitty rather than KC being back.

This Mark Sanchez story getting more insane by the day.

I'm still calling Thanksgiving "Happy Butt Fumble Day!"

I've been in that dudes place. That is the kind of woman who wants to be with you forever. I hope he knows it.

Listen daddy there are few things in the world as delightful as a woman that’s horny… TOWARDS YOU

For me, this was top 3 worst loss ever and I am trying not to be a prisoner of the moment. I could find some reason why Stanford beat USC and App St. beat Michigan in 2007 wasn't the worst.

I can't find anything redeemable about why Penn St lost to UCLA on Saturday.

I know the series is 1-1, but Mariners winning the Skubal start feels huge.

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The only winless team left standing in the NFL

My expectations for the Saints was very low this season. I'm enjoying any victory they can get. However, I will be retroactively upset that they lost to this Cardinals team in Week 1.

There is no better uniform battle this NFL season than the Bucs/Seahawks both in their throwbacks.

Also, that roughing the passer call was some major bullshit.

For the 1st time since December 8, 2024:

SAINTS WIN! SAINTS WIN! SAINTS WIN!

New Orleans Saints will not be the team flushing the toilet this NFL season.

I am forever grateful for Jonathan Vilma's contributions to the Saints Super Bowl team, but never let him run your end of half/game time management.

I am not expecting a Saints win today, but I can take relief that they will not have a more embarrassing loss than Penn State had yesterday.

Penn State eliminated from the College Football Playoff before my birthday is a gift I needed.

Them Longhorns are 1 quarter away from saving Billy Napier's job in Gainesville.

My main focus is on Bama/Vandy and Texas/Florida, but that scored has me keeping an eye on the PSU/UCLA game.

I am smirking that North Carolina is down 28-3 before the 1st Quarter is over. However, I can't fully enjoy it because it is Dabo's team with the 28.

Joe vs. Kobashi was 20 years ago and that makes me feel old. There is a part of me that thinks if TK had Kobashi that weekend, then he would have been booked to wrestle Pelle Primeau on the second match of the show.

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Despite having access to the Braves games on TBS and Cubs games on WGN, the team I supported growing up was the Seattle Mariners. I was a huge Ken Griffey Jr. & Ichiro fan. I'm hoping this is finally the year they win the World Series. Do it Big Dumper!

Unfortunately, I had to sleep and miss the Pelicans game. I don't care if it is preseason and they are playing Melbourne United. I am just happy knowing that a New Orleans professional sports team won a game.

We are all Jenson Button

This is where I should say empty seats are a message to ownership that you need to improve the quality of your product. However, that would require them to have a level of shame. As we have seen everywhere, we live in a post-shame society.