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Ethan Moses

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Browns, Michigan, Cavs, Guards. Ohio U grad. I’m here to celebrate Festivus by airing my grievances.

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Tulane, who hasn’t been in the SEC since 1965, having two more SEC titles than SEC founding member Mississippi State is one of my favorite stats.

06.12.2025 05:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
N908DA 7 points 57 minutes ago 

So since GTA 5:

Kennesaw State started a football program

Moved up to FBS

Won a conference championship

All before GTA 6

N908DA 7 points 57 minutes ago So since GTA 5: Kennesaw State started a football program Moved up to FBS Won a conference championship All before GTA 6

06.12.2025 04:39 — 👍 260    🔁 42    💬 3    📌 4

Right now, Tyson may legitimately be the Cavs second best offensive player,

06.12.2025 02:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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06.12.2025 01:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

More CPJ please

06.12.2025 01:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

It’s kind of funny that for years when Harbaugh couldn’t win big games the name that always got up as a replacement was Matt Campbell and he wound up be the replacement for James Franklin when he got fired for the same thing.

05.12.2025 18:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh 1000%. Dan and Ferry are by no means blameless but most of the catastrophes were under Paxton and Gund. Paxton and Gund drafted Luke Jackson and lost Boozer in the same two week span in the summer of 2004.

05.12.2025 17:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Both happened before Ferry but two things that actually happened that we don’t talk enough about are them not protecting Jason Kapono in the expansion draft and the Jiri Welsch trade.

05.12.2025 17:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I fee like like Moondog is about to get hit with a paternity suit

05.12.2025 16:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Look, Netflix buying HBO is a terrible monopolistic practice, but the only small silver lining is this means Larry Ellison’s kid doesn’t get to kill the DCU.

05.12.2025 16:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Maybe the Browns have broken my brain, but I kind of have a weird idea. There are two fan bases in the AFC North in Cleveland & Pittsburgh that want to move on from their coach & I kind of think, given what both of those teams need, it might just actually be better if Kevin and Tomlin switched jobs.

05.12.2025 03:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I remember when this streak started. The Cavs beat the Bucks. Drew Gooden went off.

05.12.2025 03:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Murdering random fishermen IRL for clout on Xitter.

05.12.2025 01:54 — 👍 587    🔁 127    💬 13    📌 2

Frank was not the first man to lose a fight against the Court Street bars.

05.12.2025 01:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This would explain why Solich stuck around for nearly 2 decades

05.12.2025 00:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is going to make Texas argue that losing to him was a quality loss.

04.12.2025 22:57 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
04.12.2025 22:13 — 👍 247    🔁 51    💬 2    📌 0

Graduated in 13. Athens is the best. Miss that place

04.12.2025 21:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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lol, no way

04.12.2025 21:08 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

With the way the rest of the offense is functioning he’s just not playable. They should just give most of his minutes to CPJ and then let Mitchell run some backup point too

04.12.2025 21:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No, that was the year before, but because of that loss that basically forced Lloyd into retirement and led to Michigan hiring Rich Rod (I unfortunately was at the App State game…)

04.12.2025 20:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The only reason I might push back slightly on this is the Browns actual mouthpiece (Zegura) publicly called Watson a spam sandwich and Jimmy himself said it was a swing in a miss. They might be dumb enough to bring him back, but I think there is a chance they (hopefully) just cut him come June 1st.

04.12.2025 20:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is the second time Rich Rodriguez has personally benefited from a Big Ten team losing in a historical upset.

04.12.2025 19:00 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

There are some larger roster construction question the Cavs may have to face at some point this season. At this point though, I think there needs to be some rotation adjustments at the very least. Like I don’t know how you can keep playing Lonzo if he’s going to shoot 27% from deep

04.12.2025 18:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

13 of 52 from deep. They need Merrill and Strus to get healthy

04.12.2025 02:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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04.12.2025 01:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean, I think it’s perfectly reasonable to think Franklin under achieved while at Penn State but also think Penn State coaching research has been handled very poorly.

03.12.2025 22:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In this episode @celebrityhottub.bsky.social touches on something hilarious that I don’t think enough people are bring up. There is one team that Sparty fans want to beat more anyone else & Pat Fitzgerald in his career against Michigan is 1-8 with that 1 win coming against a three win Rich Rod team.

03.12.2025 20:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Penn State now trails every single MAC school in recruiting rankings for the 2026 class, including UMass.

03.12.2025 17:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fire fucking everyone

03.12.2025 15:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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