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@cesmustache.bsky.social

Non-practicing lawyer, lindy hopper, Cards, Wolverines, Spurs, USMNT, USWNT, Hoyas. He/him.

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Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.

For the crime of … complaining about government policy.

Core 1A speech.

With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

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He Was Expected to Get Alzheimer’s 25 Years Ago. Why Hasn’t He?

another interesting thing

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/07/h...

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Self-Taught Thieves Keep Blowing Up ATMsβ€”And Walking Away With Millions In an increasingly digital society, an underground assemblage of thieves in the Netherlands has kept alive the art of violently stealing large sums of cold, hard cash.

plofkraak is a funny word

the story, not so much, but a great read

www.gq.com/story/self-t...

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Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

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yeah, I wonder exactly what kind of warrant they had

07.10.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so the Terrills, but five generations' more failson?

07.10.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, the mountain of bullshit QI precedent that needs to get swept away by a statute that gives 1983 teeth *and* subjects federal LE to it . . .

07.10.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

might be relevant . . .

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Here's The Court Document Tyreek Hill Didn't Want Anyone To See | Defector The Miami-Dade Circuit Court clerk released Tuesday a copy of the latest petition for divorce from the estranged wife of Miami Dolphins receiver Tyreek Hill. In the document, Lakeeta Vaccaro described...

Remember those court records that Miami Dophins receiver Tyreek Hill wanted sealed? They are now unsealed and up at @defector.com.

The paywall is also down:

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Excerpt of Supreme Court transcript in Chiles v. Salazar:

JUSTICE JACKSON: No, but here's what
I mean, right? In Skrmetti, we had a state
 that wanted to prohibit certain medical
 treatment, gender-affirming care, being given
 to minors in the form of medication.
And we said that was okay. And I
understand there are particulars with respect
to how the -- the arguments, the constitutional
arguments, worked, but the state can prohibit
that.

Here, we have a state that wants to
prohibit gender-related medical treatment in
the form of talk therapy, but we now have the
First Amendment that is inhibiting the state's
ability to do that.

And I'm just, from a very, very broad
perspective, concerned about making sure that
we have equivalence with respect to these
things.

Excerpt of Supreme Court transcript in Chiles v. Salazar: JUSTICE JACKSON: No, but here's what I mean, right? In Skrmetti, we had a state that wanted to prohibit certain medical treatment, gender-affirming care, being given to minors in the form of medication. And we said that was okay. And I understand there are particulars with respect to how the -- the arguments, the constitutional arguments, worked, but the state can prohibit that. Here, we have a state that wants to prohibit gender-related medical treatment in the form of talk therapy, but we now have the First Amendment that is inhibiting the state's ability to do that. And I'm just, from a very, very broad perspective, concerned about making sure that we have equivalence with respect to these things.

Supreme Court on banning gender-affirming care for trans youth: Sure, that's fine, no constitutional violation.

Supreme Court on banning so-called conversion therapy for gay youth: No, can't have that, grave constitutional violation.

Here, Ketanji Brown Jackson gets to the bottom of it:

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too many Lord Rusts and Lord de Wordes in government

but we have a President Cosmo Lavish, which is even worse

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well.

we knew that bank was a special kind of asshole, even among banks

but this is somewhat stunning

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I clocked her in Agent Carter, was a fan

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Taylor Swift says she won't perform at the Super Bowl, and Travis Kelce is part of the reason why Swift said she did not get an official offer from Jay-Z's team to perform at the Super Bowl, but she also had another reason why she wouldn't do it.

ahahaha and here's the follow up

www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

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I've been trying to put my finger on why ICE/DHS lies feel so much more outrageous than normal cop lies, and I think it's because they don't lie like cops, they lie like aggressively stupid criminals

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oh god really?

07.10.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

very interesting thread

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A Budget truck with about five armed men seen inside. It's dark out and the taillights are lit. The photo is attributed to KT O'Loughin.

A Budget truck with about five armed men seen inside. It's dark out and the taillights are lit. The photo is attributed to KT O'Loughin.

Going back to that raid on the South Shore apartment building. It hasn't gotten much focus that the goons reportedly traveled the same way Patriot Front does: in UHauls.

blockclubchicago.org/2025/09/30/a...

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when he dropped that, I nearly fell off my couch

07.10.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

did you hear something to the effect of "find a girl who'll fall asleep with it in her mouth"?

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Relatable, Trevor

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second to this for me 😜

bsky.app/profile/cjze...

07.10.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hahaha holy shit

07.10.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

taking it in the neck (metaphorically)?

07.10.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

seconded!

07.10.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no, it shows how mad you were 🀣

07.10.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when I moved, Comcast refused to give me a new cable card for the TiVo, basically forcing me to stop using it

I was very angry

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11 appearances
8 innings
12 hits
11 runs (9 earned)
8 walks
7 strikeouts
1-4, 1 blown save
10.13 ERA
since Treinen's hat nonsense.

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very clean, sir

love the boots

07.10.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my dad would treat my sister and I to that place when we were kids

private equity fucked them up so bad

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