Wullivan

5 beers and a stew, we up til about 7:30 pm max

I like a da hodog

Gotta have some paladin in there with the whole judging the worlds children thing

If magic existed we’d call it science

Having cheese and wine after helping my dad set up christmas lights in the cold. Getting pho later. How cool is that! Yipeeee!

If i wasn’t aware of Jeff Goldblum and he just appeared in our world out of the blue one day I’d probably start worshipping him too

Soap for the soap god! Suds for the sud throne!

Love me a place that taps for blue and green mana

The “Notes from Underground” guy was born in the wrong century. He would be thriving in modern day America. I know this because I am literally him

Love those little neigh-sayers

Naysayers hate to see a yaysayer walk in

Mom said its my turn with the means of production

Dinner and a show got me feelin nervous and shit

I’m getting old. Couldn’t finish my lunch burrito

Normalize leaving typos in yoyr posts. Let yourself luve

There’s untapped potential in backwards engineering harmless Scooby Doo mysteries irl. Become a cryptid. Haunt your local woods

*Rod Serling voice*
“Imagine if you will a feature… a creature feature… featuring… the creature”

“A creature feature featuring the creature” will be a part of my lexicon for the rest of my life istg

An orange cat lays upon a pile of clothes on top of a dresser. He looks very sleepy and content.

So cute! What a champion! Nothing better than warm laundry on a cold day