"what, me worry?"
03.02.2026 00:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@bdbarone.bsky.social
scifi/humor writer and lapsed tech designer | naarm, australia
"what, me worry?"
03.02.2026 00:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve launched a Citation Needed membership drive to celebrate publishing my 100th recap issue!
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"I also believe that we, as a society, will face a violent paradigm shift as a result of the AI bubble bursting, because it revealed how many people do not understand stuff."
16.01.2026 21:24 β π 848 π 157 π¬ 10 π 0Yeah and this worked especially well on CEOs and execs who haven't done any real work in years: "Holy hell, this AI just wrote a funny haiku! I can definitely replace the entire Keeping My Company Afloat Team with it."
14.01.2026 04:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I want to get "trust the vision of the poets" tatooed onto my god-damn forehead. www.sfwa.org/2025/12/23/i... from @lizjbradley.bsky.social
07.01.2026 00:31 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1Sundar Pichai himself said AI is more important than electricity. Youβd think theyβd have a few good use cases ready to go by now.
15.12.2025 08:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When it comes to LLMs and creativity, I like the Emerson quote about Shakespeare here: "Shakespeare will never be made by the study of Shakespeare."
03.12.2025 01:59 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Enjoy it while it lasts, Jensen! The bells tolleth for thee."
03.12.2025 01:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0AI boosters also seem to think work is just about churning out documents and not, you know, thinking and working with other humans.
Unless it's their job, of course. Then AI could *never* replace it. The paradox of expertise.
Ben Folds Five is the type of quirky-ass Emersonian shit that could only be popular in the 90s
29.11.2025 10:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ZIWE: Which is your favorite feature of ChatGPT - the people killing themselves or the plagiarism?
ALTMAN: I, uh, I, well, I wouldnβt,
ZIWE: How much money do you have in your wallet?
I dream of aging like an italian man whose blood is 50% amaro, 50% olive oil, and 50% cigar smoke
27.11.2025 03:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's a sickness out there.
25.11.2025 08:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@edzitron.com, mind if I name my new punk band Patagonia Apes?
24.11.2025 02:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Be ungovernable
14.11.2025 19:51 β π 1151 π 383 π¬ 14 π 21Fuck yeah this AI bubble has gotta burst any day now
15.11.2025 05:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Poop Co says Fart Inc shares are work $69 billion each
11.11.2025 04:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Over under on this being some AI thing?
10.11.2025 21:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0KOKO: Chatgpt, good chatgpt, vibe code app
ME: No Koko the app doesn't work, it won't function
KOKO: Gorilla code, gorilla engineer
ME: Koko the app doesn't even load on mobile
KOKO: jealousy cynic
Doesn't a calculator also rival human intelligence in key tasks?
06.11.2025 23:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looks like ass. The sound mixing is abhorrent. And I have no compulsion to learn anything more about the Slopiverse it's set in.
06.11.2025 05:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i'm no genius but it seems like doing things that most people like is a good way to win things where the goal is to get the most people to like you
nice work, nyc!
6/ Nebula Flux designed revolutionary brain implants that can cure blindness. They pivoted to making chips that allow βCall of Dutyβ players to remotely control actual soldiers in the field. π§΅ END
05.11.2025 00:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 05/ Nebula Flux designed revolutionary brain implants that can cure blindness. They pivoted to making chips that allow βCall of Dutyβ players to remotely control actual soldiers in the field. π§΅ 5/6
05.11.2025 00:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 04/ Cute[dot]sy broke onto the scene with an app that makes your kitten look even cuter. Their facial recognition tech is being used to help drones more reliably differentiate terrorists from school children. π§΅ 4/6
05.11.2025 00:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 03/ SketchGiggle helps kids draw with the assistance of a cute AI companion. They were acquired by DARPA to train freaky humanoid robots to stab better. π§΅ 3/6
05.11.2025 00:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 02/ Shaanti makes yoga matts from recycled Big Mac cartons. Their patents were purchased by the Pentagon to make flame-retardant flak jackets for βmanosphereβ podcasters visiting active warzones. π§΅ 2/6
05.11.2025 00:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 01/ Fluffycloud Systems raised $100m with its promise to optimize project tracking. Their main client is the US Military, who uses their products to manage shipments of SPAM to frontline troops. π§΅ 1/6
05.11.2025 00:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Here are SIX tech startups that pivoted to keeping America and THE WORLD safe! MUST READ! π§΅
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