Kevin Allen

LA Dodgers just ended an 18-inning World Series game. Thankfully everyone's too tired to riot.

Under Mike Johnson, the House has conducted just 20 days of business in the last 16 weeks and refused to swear in Democrat Adelita Grijalva.

Don't forget what this is really about: keeping the release of the Epstein Files at bay.

Every dodged question, every ‘I’m not familiar with that,’ proves Mike Johnson’s strategy: pretend ignorance while Americans lose healthcare and rights.

A tweet from MeidasTouch reads: “She can’t work for her constituents because you won’t swear her into her job. My god these people.” Below, a tweet from Aaron Rupar quotes Mike Johnson saying: “Rep. Grijalva should be working for her constituents right now. I don't know what she's doing. I keep seeing their political stunt videos. She should be in her office.” The image shows a CNN broadcast with two men in split-screen — anchor Jake Tapper on the left and Mike Johnson on the right — with a headline reading: “GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN DRAGS INTO 16TH DAY.”

The Epstein Files must be really bad for his boss.

Literally demolishing presidential history and the space the First Lady occupies.
And of course it comes with a broken promise not to interfere with the existing structure.

You have a problem. But you're really good at it.

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day!

Indigenous Peoples’ Day

He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.

After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

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Heartbroken because I'm certain he's neither the first, nor will he be the last.

Heartbroken because cops of all flavors have always been dangerous to Autistic people, and especially Autistic BIPOC.

Tweet by Aaron Reichlin-Melnick: “Border Patrol reportedly shot a dog and then the agent fled rather than deal with any kind of accountability whatsoever.” Below is Keith Edwards’ tweet: “BREAKING: A family in El Paso says ICE shot and killed their dog, Chop. The agent who fired reportedly ran as the family screamed for help. No one came.”

Photo of a large black and brown Rottweiler sitting calmly on a tiled floor next to a white chair and a window with blinds.

A black-background screenshot of text describing an incident: the sender says no Border Patrol agents rendered aid after their dog was shot, and that the responsible agent fled the scene with help from others. They emphasize that the agent’s name was never released and that their family lost a member “for no lawful reason.”

Kristi Noem’s America, folks. That poor dog. That poor family.

Found how to pile all his pillows to be perfect for lounging. I have decided to forgo keeping my life together and take a nap instead. This is goodbye

Today, the National Guard began patrolling in Memphis.

I build RPG characters around the campaign I'm asked to be a part of and now that I've come up with the most interesting and personal one yet.. they changed the entire premise.
Add it to the pile, I guess.

Wow, this is simultaneously the most and least American thing I've ever seen

Finally! We get to see Superman's limbic lobe

The question is about targeting comedians with political subject matter and Carr spins it into a new, unrelated crusade three times over.

I think Indiana Jones, Captain America, and Angela Lansbury from "Bedknobs and Broomsticks" would be furious with their parent company right now.

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

First Colbert, now Kimmel.

Last-minute settlements, secret side deals, multi-billion dollar mergers pending Donald Trump's approval.

Trump silencing free speech stifles our democracy. It sure looks like giant media companies are enabling his authoritarianism.

Nexstar’s takeover of Tegna would require an overhaul of FCC ownership rules - Poynter The proposed sale would exceed the FCC’s 39% cap, igniting debate among broadcasters, unions and press groups

IMPORTANT PERSPECTIVE: What I have not seen anyone discussing is that Nexstar pulling Kimmel, forcing ABC’s hand, comes as Nexstar is leading the way for the industry on trying to get FCC approval for media consolidation. www.poynter.org/business-wor...

Pretty fuckin' cool, Yes!

Today, we honor the lives lost and the courage of the first responders who were impacted on September 11, 2001.

We remember not only the tragedy of that day, but the deep scars it left on families, communities, and our nation.

Do it.

Search your name.

Take their money.

It’s yours anyway.

My favorite part about this is the person who can't be bothered to read aloud the script she didn't even write calling people lazy.

If Trump couldn't boast his way into the Nobel Peace Prize before, surely ending a 44 year peace vigil and bringing back "Department of War" will seal the deal.

No one wants a big ugly concrete block. What families want are big ugly asphalt planes. #squaresnotcubes2025

Well any convenience store clerk with Orange Bang is good people