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Latest posts by explodingwhale.bsky.social on Bluesky

When the guy next to me takes off his shoes on the flight

21.11.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vince sounded bad 20 years ago

19.11.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen.

19.11.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 270    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

CHESTER BENNINGTON
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and π—₯π—˜π——

MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine

10.11.2024 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2469    πŸ” 551    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 8
SLOMOSA - Live at Rock in Bourlon 2024
YouTube video by Rock In Bourlon SLOMOSA - Live at Rock in Bourlon 2024

youtu.be/udsiGL-IxP0?...

19.11.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s no way they would come out if he were in danger of anything

18.11.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water

18.11.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3626    πŸ” 394    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 14

making the Chris Isaak Wicked Game noise when i sit on my balls wrong

18.11.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 847    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 5

math textbook covers for some reason:

17.11.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8396    πŸ” 1501    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 7

@dennycarter.bsky.social lafluer is so happy right now with Willis in there

16.11.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The outer worlds 2 experience

10.11.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pushing ads from Blinkist, the service that provides 10 minute summaries of books so you don't have to read them, to disprove the allegation that these tech dweebs dont read

10.11.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Scorpion riding frog drawing. Frog is saying, If you don't keep your promise to hold talks on healthcare, you will look like a liar to the American people.

Scorpion is saying, lol. Lmao.

Scorpion riding frog drawing. Frog is saying, If you don't keep your promise to hold talks on healthcare, you will look like a liar to the American people. Scorpion is saying, lol. Lmao.

πŸ¦‚

10.11.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 197    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cowards

10.11.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re gonna eat you. With forks.

10.11.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1997    πŸ” 297    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 7

Ah yes, the outhouse

10.11.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Morris keeping bijan out of the two minute offense ensures there won’t be another

09.11.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How many miles do you run during a game? Is that analytics?

08.11.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone complains that the scientists in Prometheus do incredibly stupid shit that no one would ever do and yet…

08.11.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
07.11.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wish I had some words of wisdom but in my experience things will likely go like you have described

07.11.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The inverse 9

07.11.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
One of the Greatest Wall Street Investors of All Time Announces Retirement Nancy Pelosi’s trades over the years have been so good that a startup was created to allow investors to directly mirror her portfolio.

what a headline www.404media.co/nancy-pelosi...

06.11.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2501    πŸ” 503    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 23

Sandwiches still legal

06.11.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if mamdani wins it’s a problem because the people who called joe biden a socialist will call us socialists. i’m very smart

04.11.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 367    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

The funniest trial ever

04.11.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the most embarrassing testimony I have ever read

04.11.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 354    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 1

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