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@baronvonsavings.bsky.social

stupid bad art guy #1

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Latest posts by baronvonsavings.bsky.social on Bluesky

ah crap i’m 42

13.08.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

mixing a few beers and a few weeds will have you saying shit like β€œthese stale pita chips are saving my life rn.”

06.08.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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this pic i did of trump gargling piss is almost ten years old, making it old enough for him to want to date

31.07.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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we gave betty an old iphone connected to wifi and she uses it to text us like this

29.07.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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customs lately. send me a DM and I’ll draw your own for just a few bones!

21.07.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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it’s payday, and that means it’s time to throw me a few bones for me to create some cool custom art for you. you get to feel good for helping me, and we both get to feel good that AI is out of a job this time.

18.07.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ooooooweee that nice as hell! well done!

23.07.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My friend, this means the world to me

23.07.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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our local library is doing a tiny canvas art show, so i made a lil watercolor collage called β€œhead case” for it.

23.07.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

work has been kicking my ass lately, but at least it will never, ever end.

23.07.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trish…i remember that name. the wind whispers it #windjobs

22.07.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my man, my man…he laughing β€˜cause he know!!!

22.07.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

when i got jacked off to completion during a sold out screening of β€œa bug’s life,” I guess you could say it was β€œa tug’s life.” true story!!

22.07.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

dank!

22.07.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(my opponent defeats me on the battlefield and i’m all out of breath) oh yeah…well suck my fuck pal….

22.07.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™πŸΌ

21.07.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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customs lately. send me a DM and I’ll draw your own for just a few bones!

21.07.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

hell yeah, glad ya dig

20.07.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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haha pugs are the best dummies on earth

20.07.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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mister bananas here is a fellow turd enjoyer

20.07.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

holy shit i bet that’s good as hell

20.07.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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it’s payday, and that means it’s time to throw me a few bones for me to create some cool custom art for you. you get to feel good for helping me, and we both get to feel good that AI is out of a job this time.

18.07.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
it’s a portrait painting jordan peterson and inside his head you can see the dicksucking factory which of course was a porn video but he thought it was real
acrylic on canvas
24”x30”

it’s a portrait painting jordan peterson and inside his head you can see the dicksucking factory which of course was a porn video but he thought it was real acrylic on canvas 24”x30”

please enjoy this new painting of jordan peterson crying about chinese dicksucking factories

07.07.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1186    πŸ” 159    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 8

oh, that should be easy for me then

16.07.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so how do you even go viral on this bluesky …be a freaking cloud or something?????

16.07.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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i am….very interested

16.07.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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welcome to helldude’s, home of the helldude can i take your order?

16.07.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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it’s only wednesday:(

16.07.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DENTAL PLAN

16.07.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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