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Dan Hassler-Forest

@danhf.bsky.social

Author, speaker, all-purpose movie guy, media studies prof @ Utrecht University. Notorious Disney-basher. Forthcoming: books on the Fast & Furious franchise and The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

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In todayโ€™s mail: the greatest t-shirt ever made.

07.10.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CNN: Trump says violence on street of Portland is rising

07.10.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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"fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach"

ratsofftoya

Image: statue of Diogenes:"In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.
-Diogenes of Sinope"
direct action

t-nwo

"How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?"

ratsofftoya

"how about you eat my shit and hair"

ratsofftoya "fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach" ratsofftoya Image: statue of Diogenes:"In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. -Diogenes of Sinope" direct action t-nwo "How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?" ratsofftoya "how about you eat my shit and hair"

02.11.2024 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2451    ๐Ÿ” 705    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

Chancellor Hitler is bucking tradition and legal precedent in pushing to invade neighboring Poland due to what he says is the rampant persecution of ethnic Germans and to support his crackdown on global jewry. ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

07.10.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look I think there is a limit to what mockery practically achieves but it fucking rules that the American Himmler had to go on TV to sputter about how heโ€™s not actually under five feet tall

07.10.2025 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1400    ๐Ÿ” 184    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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Hard to imagine a more perfect week to teach Susan Sontagโ€™s โ€œNotes on Camp,โ€ SINGINโ€™ IN THE RAIN, and SHOWGIRLS, LOL. ๐Ÿคฉ

07.10.2025 09:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a stick of dynamite this one turned out to be
๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ’ช

06.10.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Americaโ€™s greatest living actor.

06.10.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.10.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Best found footage film this side of REC.

06.10.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hasnโ€™t seen it in ages. Happy to report this movie still fucking slaps.

06.10.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OMG you speak Dutch! ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป

06.10.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did quite a bit of writing on CLOVERFIELD a long time ago as part of my dissertation on post-9/11 Hollywood.

06.10.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tonightโ€™s double bill:

06.10.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

May we all aspire to have just a little bit of this young woman's courage, focus, and clarity. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ”ฅโœŠ๐Ÿป

06.10.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1. 1989
2. Red
3. Reputation
4. Folklore
5. Lover
6. Midnights
7. Evermore
8. Speak Now
9. Fearless
10. TTPD

06.10.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
JK Rowling:

"Pro-Palestinian demonstrators couldnโ€™t give it a rest โ€“ not even for 24 hours. They were chanting all the old slogans and ducking all the hard questions. โ€˜Globalise the intifada,โ€™ they cried โ€“ does that mean killing Jews in Manchester?" โœ๏ธ@NickCohen4

JK Rowling: "Pro-Palestinian demonstrators couldnโ€™t give it a rest โ€“ not even for 24 hours. They were chanting all the old slogans and ducking all the hard questions. โ€˜Globalise the intifada,โ€™ they cried โ€“ does that mean killing Jews in Manchester?" โœ๏ธ@NickCohen4

Shocked to learn that the worldโ€™s preeminent transphobe is also a genocide apologist.

06.10.2025 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 798    ๐Ÿ” 197    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 51
Is The Lion King A "Fascistic Story"?
YouTube video by DailyWire+ Is The Lion King A "Fascistic Story"?

The link, by popular demand.

[approach with caution, obviously]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6Cs...

06.10.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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of all the far-right ideologues who fancy themselves pop culture experts, i have a particular fondness for shapiro, who once took the time on his youtube channel to read out every single word of an essay i'd written.

06.10.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the great Movie Understander has entered the fray, LMAO

06.10.2025 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

for all those comrades who leap to conclusions about OBAA's "problematic leftist politics" ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป

06.10.2025 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Already changed my mind on the entire thing just because I forgot to include Portrait of a Lady on Fire

06.10.2025 08:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Zone of Interest!!

But also:
Do Not Expect Too Much from the End of the World
Wolfwalkers
La Chimera
Les Glaneurs et la Glaneuse
Saint Omer

06.10.2025 08:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Best movies 2000โ€“2025, in no particular order:

Miami Vice
Parasite
Synecdoche, New York
Inland Empire
The Zone of Interest
School of Rock
Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
Decision to Leave
Mad God
West Side Story

06.10.2025 08:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I watch Star Trek for the deeply cerebral storytellingโ€ฆ

06.10.2025 07:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Frederick Wisemanโ€™s PUBLIC HOUSING (1997)

05.10.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œThatโ€™s just, like, your opinion.โ€œ

05.10.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you in the mood to read me, @jamellebouie.net , @mangiotto.bsky.social and/or @midcenturycinema.bsky.social on John Frankenheimer's innovatively shot, incredibly unsettling and still wildly timely cult classic Seconds, released on this date in 1966? Thought so!

05.10.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 200    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I donโ€™t think itโ€™s even accurate to describe KILL LIST as โ€œfolk horror.โ€ Wouldnโ€™t honestly know how to categorize it as anything but โ€œextremely fucked upโ€ โ€”ย a little bit like DONโ€˜T LOOK NOW but somehow even more brutal.

05.10.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Revisiting Ben Wheatleyโ€™s folk horror masterpiece KILL LIST: a movie I find so upsetting that it almost makes me wonder why I put myself through it. ๐Ÿซฃ

05.10.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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