Crockett Houghton

My favorite song

Sea Salt Coconut labubu in shark outfit

Showing off the labubu sharks tail

Labubu shark from the back

Labubu shark doo doo doo doo doo 🦈🎵

Don't make your partner feel silly for sharing their interests or hobbies with you. Make them feel seen. Have them create a detailed spreadsheet of their current hyperfixation complete with photos, names, and known aliases for every Labubu known to man so that you may obsess together- as a team.

If I were rich, I’d buy stuff I wouldn’t even use. Like helicopters or pants

Humans are the smartest animals? You never see dolphins bring crying babies to the movies.

The problem isn't that men don't have people who will sleep with them (because a lot of women like weird dudes) and more that many of the dudes I've met who complain about this- have obsessive fantasies about specific women completely out of their league who they've never even spoken to.

This is true, and if we both have coffee? Forget about it

(closes eyes) (begins to giggle uncontrollably) yeah, this tracks.

Easiest decision in the world

I’m pretty sure it still applies haha

The couple that obsesses together and all that

Don't make your partner feel silly for sharing their interests or hobbies with you. Make them feel seen. Have them create a detailed spreadsheet of their current hyperfixation complete with photos, names, and known aliases for every Labubu known to man so that you may obsess together- as a team.

This sounds like a fair deal

"Labubus are demonic" Yeah man, totally, they are totally evil, you should give all of yours to me and I will be sure to take good care of... uhhhhh, dispose of them. I will dispose of them properly.

It’s so so good

Facts

Could be

My internet went out for 12 hours yesterday and I was forced to live like my ancestors by reading books that I had saved on my phone and by watching movies in 1080p on my 55" flatscreen. It was terrible.

Subtitles are perfect for when you want to know whether (whimsical) or (dramatic) music is playing.

Got to work from home today for the first time, if only the people who spoke to me knew what I was wearing. I'll give you a hint, it rhymes with Snoobacca onesie.

That day you took me on a ride, a pic that you found it complete with elation followed by a pic of the exp date and crushing sadness

A hand holding a tiny jar of Duke’s Real Mayonnaise

You’re either looking at a tiny jar of the greatest mayonnaise every created by humans or I have incredibly large hands. Whomst can say?

so comfy, so class

Got to work from home today for the first time, if only the people who spoke to me knew what I was wearing. I'll give you a hint, it rhymes with Snoobacca onesie.

What a queen

BEFORE PHOTO Roxi's pink lafufu with black eyes

AFTER PHOTO Roxi's pink lafufu with new eyes and eye lashes

Some people go to medical school, some people yassify their lafufus ✨

1 like = 1 wizard who has betrayed me

hate it when i stand up too quickly and i get dizzy and society collapses

Luckily that isn’t a show I have to worry about… we just need to get back into Severance

Ok, that show is so fun though haha