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Trump in 2017: “Qatar has been a funder of terrorism at a very high level.”

Trump administration in 2025: We are building a Qatari Air Force facility in the United States.

DHS top lawyer says 'no legal barrier' to actions officers can take to defend federal property In a memo obtained exclusively by The Handbasket, Federal Protective Service (FPS) officers were given free rein.

EXCLUSIVE — DHS Acting General Counsel sent out a memo Wednesday to all Federal Protective Service staff (the sub-agency that guards federal buildings) letting officers know they could take any action necessary "in the vicinity" federal property to protect themselves.

The Handbasket reports:

“This is a movement…This is an achievement of a whole society…I am just one person.”

The beautiful humility of Venezuelan pro-democracy leader, Maria Corina Machado, the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize recipient.

Breaking: Nobel Prize Total Landscaping awards President Donald Trump the Nobel Peace Prize.

Just wanted to say that I will also declare Norway as my enemy if I don’t win the Nobel Peace Prize tomorrow.

So is this how President Peace Prize got the ceasefire deal to work?

congrats to Nobel Peace Prize winner Portland Frog

They’re awarding the Nobel Peace Prize today

Statement from the Nobel Peace Prize Committee 👏 🙏

Trump ran a great campaign for Machado’s Peace Prize.

Got kicked out of my work’s holiday party planning committee for suggesting the theme be “man’s inhumanity to man”

if I grew to giant size, I would only defend the city. I would never destroy it

Excuse me, what?

SO thrilled to have this piece live today with Atrium. It’s one of my favourites that I’ve ever created. Huge thank you so much to the wonderful editors who have been brilliant to work with ❤️

He Wrote a Book About Antifa. Death Threats Are Driving Him Out of the US Rutgers historian Mark Bray is trying to flee to Spain after after an online campaign from far-right influencers was followed by death threats. He was turned back at the airport on his first attempt.

BREAKING:

"Just landed."

Mark Bray confirms to me this morning that he and his family did, on the second attempt, make it out of the US and to Spain

www.wired.com/story/mark-b...

Maybe the only silver lining of this unnecessary and ridiculous national embarrassment is that the first photo that has Texas National Guard Soldiers who are actually super fit bad asses who also don’t look miserable shows two women of color carrying their gear and weapons.

jaxson dart and cam skattebo are uniting the two americas (mormons, white guys from sacramento)

Cam Skattebo runs like a cat hearing a vacuum cleaner

cam skattebo runs like he got mad cow disease

Cam Skattebo is gonna have the biggest fuckin deli sandwich named after him soon. Folks ordering "the Skattebo" and getting 8 different meats and mustard on rye.

If you listen closely you can hear saying “I’m Cam Skattebo and this is Jackass” before every carry

cam skattebo runs like a deer that wandered into a convenience store and is now mowing down candy aisles trying to figure out where the window is

'I'm not fearful, I'm fearless':
NY AG Letitia James responds to indictment

It makes sense. When I was little I ate pop rocks with coca cola and now I have heart disease. Science is just like that.

DOCTOR: we found drugs in your system

ME: is there anything you can do

DOCTOR: no you did them all

Very kind of them not to

That’s such a classic shade of brown 😂

It remains an absolute thrill to be short-listed for this award. I'm making my way through the whole list and these books are IN-CRE-DI-BL-E

We need a Care Bear that radiates common sense out of its belly