Tim-my Eat World 😋🌏🎶

goddammit you figured me out

a man in a red shirt is tied up by a man in a brown hat and says i have a permit Alt: a man in a red shirt says " i have a permit " and hands a single piece of white paper to a park ranger who reads it and says back to him " it just says 'I can do what I want' "

If you need permission to celebrate Thanksgiving -and any holiday- howeverthefuck you want?

here it is:

MAHA Thanksgiving Turkeys: brought to you by Liver King

brb outsourcing a large part of my personality to white American cultural conformity that was so homogenous AI figured it out before the conformists themselves did

AI: remove turkey from freezer and thaw for one minute to two weeks then lower the turkey into boiling oil and a mix of herbs and spices then put butter on the skin and cook until the glue is rendered then remove from the oven and serve with wound dressing and crunchberry jam elon is my daddy *dabs*

the soundtrack for this would be Ashoken Farewell but covered by Yellowcard 😂

friggin **yum** bro 😋

"Mother, my pen is heavy as I have heard rumours of an imposter traveling the Virginia countryside posing as our dear cousin Slim. I implore you, as a tactic of revelation, to require any so called Slims to please stand up. Any false Slims' spirit would surely wither away upon this request."

three meat skewers of steak, red & green peppers, and purple onions lain askew upon a gas grill

my dad is in town so we splurged and got black garlic marinated sirloin skewers from Sprouts

not only this 👇

but Kelly is married to former Congressman Gabby Gifford who was **shot in the head** at a political event in Tuscon

that led them to start a gun safety org now called Giffords

he was well aware of what he was up against (a politically violent right wing) when he entered politics

plus Gallego himself served in the Marines in Iraq

Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives

www.koin.com/sports/chaun...

a screenshot of Chancey Billups on a sidewalk entering a courtroom in front of a gaggle of reporters The TV scrawl reads "Billups pleads not guilty in court Accused in rigged poker game case To be arraigned in NY for poker scheme" The article heading: Sports Chancey Billups pleads not guilty in rigged poker game case Chancey Billups on leave as coach of the Portland Trail Blazers"

"In this indictment, Billups is connected with co-defendants whose nicknames include “Spanish G,” “Spook,” “Juice,” “Black Tony,” “Albanian Bruce” and “Pookie.”"

obviously the big problem with this creep is the grooming and religious/sex abuse..

but MY GAWD does his whole vibe scream "I AM A SEX PEST WHOSE GOAL IN LIFE IS TO ✌️STAR✌️ IN A CULT DOCUSERIES"

Cult leader's alleged plan to have sex with child A self-proclaimed prophet has been granted bail after allegedly planning to take a 13-year-old girl on a cruise...

William Kamm, the founder of a religious sect, has been granted bail after he allegedly told a 9yo girl it was her "mission" to have sex with him.

The 74yo called the child, wrote her letters, & sent her gifts to groom her to become a "queen" in his church over a period spanning more than a decade.

Love the perspective on modesty and generosity of thought which Derek expands on here.

I only get mine for 2 weeks on Libby, which isn't long enough for most longer books

yeah no matter what changes they make Libby math is confusing to me as well, the numbers are never what they seem, it's unsettling

1) they totally play with ideas and song structure in a unique way so it is challenging

2) as such they are a -vibes band moreso than a -hits band

that said if some GBV fan wanted to make me a playlist of their faves I'd still listen

probably for me.. Guided By Voices, maybe? I hear them mentioned by artists & music writers I like but every time I dip in I don't vibe with it

a clear pyrex pie dish filled with an orange-brown cookie crust, a dark brown & shiny chocolate ganache, a lighter brown butterscotch pudding, topped with a grid of creamy yellow discs of banana slices and a scattering of brown chocolate pieces and shavings

my partner made me this chocolate banoffee pie for my birthday last week..

- chocolate pieces
- fresh banana slices
- homemade butterscotch pudding
- silky chocolate ganache
- Biscoff™️ cookie crust
- +whipped cream (not pictured cuz it covers everything up and then you can't see the good stuff 🤷)

My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot

a cartoon of the flash flying through the air . Alt: a cartoon of the flash running against a blurred background

me running over to Josh's place:

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Digital Short: V-Necks - Saturday Night Live

hell ya love that for you

surprise open backs better than surprise open *FRONTS* for sure

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The Current No. 1 Christian Artist Has No Soul - Christianity Today AI-generated musician Solomon Ray has stirred a debate among listeners, drawing pushback from popular human singer Forrest Frank.

“At minimum, AI does not have the Holy Spirit inside of it”

A top artist on the iTunes top 100 Christian and gospel albums chart this week,Solomon Ray, is not a real person.

Reinforces idealization of Black people as superior worshippers — even if they’re AI generated.

look, I was very high when I posted this a while back but.. same vibes and has the SNL connections in there via Bobby, Tim Robinson, and the OG Documentary Now! sketch 😂

I don't like the way bluesky formatted these photos in a way that does not highlight their shape/content at all

if you click & scroll it looks better

that should be a customizable option, choosing the placement of which photos are where in the 3-photo grid

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