Isaac the Possum Papaw

Cig blasting after Bowling For Soup in Knoxville. It’s been a good time.

A wine stained left hand, with various hoses and equipment in the background.

A large upright cylindrical wine press, spewing wine into a catch pan.

My job is pretty cool sometimes.

My first thought was the cats were all clones of a wizard-in-trainings familiar. They had an assignment and didn’t know what to do with them after they made the grade.

My dumb ass thought this was a poster for the band Choking Victim.

"no matter what your political views, cancer is still a hideous disease you wouldn’t want to wish on your worst enemies" shut up loser im wishing waaaay worse diseases on my enemies constantly

"oh no, this'll make the right wing mad!"

Buddy they get into a frothing rage over like, cereal mascots and cartoon characters and the mere existence of gay people and what oil a French fry is cooked in and women knowing how to read, etc.

They'll get mad anyway, no matter what. Tell em to fuck off

your worst work is better than any AI generated image and it’s not even close

the most powerful type of man you can be is a man who is besotted with his wife's enormous ass

look elon musk made cybertrucks bulletproof why are they mad they are getting vandalized!! they were built to withstand bullying, grow up

spotted in new york.

the american people aren't happy as elon's approval rating tanks.

Mr. Rogers said "look for the helpers," but his advice was for CHILDREN.

If your ass is grown your role is to BE the helper.

I wish I could find the person who said this originally, but it's been too long.

okay, so, the thing is, the orderly, civil, and negotiated process by which unions strike is the compromise position and if you give up the compromise position, you give up the orderly, negotiated, civil parts of the bargain

an illustration. A oversized rooster attacks an ice agent. On the agents chest the rooster has left a slash of three downwards arrows. Text reads Abolish Ice No state no borders no walls no cages.

no state
no border
no walls
no cages

Between Two Fires by Christopher Buehlman was a blast when I read it. Enterprise of Death by Jesse Bullington was less horror but still weird and set in 16th century.

it’s going to be so much fun when he dies

One of the greatest line reads of all time. Tim Curry for Command And Conquer, clearly it was a one and done and he could barely stop laughing at the ridiculousness of the line. Perfection

Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.

@funranium.bsky.social, I just need you to know. I’m catching up on Better Offline, and you mentioned the Dreadnoughts and I HOLLERED. Great band, got to see them live, and I also found them on Pandora.

Dammit Jack, I’m mad that this is true.

Because fuck ‘em.

I’ve shown all of these to my child, and she is UPSET 😂

I live in town, but work at the vineyard out in the country, so I keep an eye on the local Facebook group. It’s always people checking on each other and reporting broken fences/found animals. Gives me some hope.

Holy shit, that guy lives in my hometown 😂

What wine are you having? Sparkling red, beer, and bourbon at my place. Cheers!

Old and busted:"Great Caesar's ghost!"

The new hotness:

Dr. Eleanor, I already enjoyed your opinions and writing. To know you are a fan or Jer and @skatunenetwork.bsky.social is just *chefs kiss*

If the Soda Wars series of @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social happens, it would be pretty rad if Ale 8 gets a bit part in it. Maybe a Kentucky regional PMC? Just sayin. @jkass99.bsky.social

you ever fart so loud outside in the dark you hear a faint "what the FUCK???" in the distance

My friends are fucking dead because they weren't rich enough for the good insurance, or they couldn't get any at all. They're dead, and they're never coming back no matter how civil and polite you are. Fuck you, fuck the insurance system, and fuck anyone who defends it. Goddamn this nation.