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Hey, Paramount. I sat through the god awful 2014 TMNT Michael Bay reboot. You ow me a "Last Ronin" adaptation.

Hey, David (Ellison) -- CEO of Paramount.

Go. Fuck. Yourself.

Story in @theathletic.com c/o Zach Harper.

Should the NBA shorten its season?

Yes. Fucking yes. Absolutely. Next question.

Lol. Been saying it for years, now. 82 games plus playoffs is too many when you also factor in those years where international play comes into account.

The fact this is a 6-6 game at this point is a miracle .. 🙄 #Eagles

Yeah.. they are BEGGING to give this game away.

Jesus. Denver's defense is SO nasty.

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However, those same people were firmly behind the fight the Democrats were putting up. And that group of eight (including a senator in my state of PA) caved. Siiiigh. This pretty much says it all when I refer to the party I'm affiliated with:

Listen. I get that people are hurting with federal workers not getting paychecks and SNAP benefits being delayed. I get ALL OF THAT. Believe me, I do (as someone who knows several people who rely on SNAP).

@eggdropramen.bsky.social - Watching a lot of early Power Rangers and I always wondered. Before Tommy (because he clearly became the #2), who would have been second in command behind Jason?

I know the popular answer would be Zach, but could we make a case for Trini?

Another side note RE: #powerrangers ..

At some point, Rita knew who they were, and just never sent Puddies to the school on like a daily basis.

Say what you want about Rita Repulsa .. but she had a line and didn't cross it.

Does anyone remember seeing the first few parts of “Green With Envy” for the first time and remember how wild it was the #powerrangers got merc’ed by one dude?

Wild.

Lol .. Chicago (as much as my home town of Philadelphia) is very much one of the top 3-5 FAFO cities.

Greg. Gregory. I don't really think you want to experience the last two letters of that acronym. Just putting it out there, my dude.

I want to say yes ... but at the same time you can't discount, ya know ... the South.

I never thought I would say this ... but is it time to think about maybe NOT having Embiid on the floor to close games out?

Is this something that's seriously going to need to be discussed?

VJ is gonna dunk someone into the shadow realm sooner rather than later 😳😳

Facts. Clock is ticking. You’re gonna wanna clear this shit up fast.

@jovan10.bsky.social - Morant's time in Memphis is RAPIDLY coming to an end, I feel.

Ravens trade CB Jaire Alexander to Eagles The Ravens pulled off a surprise move before next week’s trade deadline.

I don't know what Alexander has left in his tank .. but like .. could it be any worse than the Adoree Jackson/Kelee Ringo poo-poo platter? c/o @baltimorebeatdown.bsky.social

.. ask Oklahoma City Thunder fans how they feel about tanking after it basically led to the most loaded roster in the league, a league and finals MVP, and a championship.

I think they're good with that.

Okay. This may/may not be a hot take, but I've been watching a lot of OG animated Transformers (as one does) .. but .. was Megatron .. kinda dumb?

So many episodes were ended with him having a "if I can't have it, no one will" attitude, and I'm like. Dude.. regroup and come back for the energon.

Can you imagine if "fielding ERA" was something that was recorded? Like. I know dWAR is already a thing, but yikes .. Snell shouldn't be charged with that.

Homers in back to back games for Vlad Jr.

ruh-roh.

This is the podcast that @attibak.bsky.social lives for .. I let him just cook about #Halloween for 45 mins.

Per Wikipedia:

"The Philadelphia Big 5, known simply as the "Big 5", is an association of six college athletic programs in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania"

(I'm very vocal about this, and will die on the hill to defend 'Nova as a Philly school.)

This is my yearly reminder to all of you clowns that Villanova is a Philly school as evidenced by the fact that the OFFICIAL Big5 bsky account puts them on there.

Jesus Christ #bengals ..

I know your defense is hot garbage, but really?!?

Like that ...

To the #jets ???

I consider it a great achievement that I’ve taught my nephew to yell “BALL!” if there’s a fumble 😂😂

How many times do I have to learn the lesson of "don't eat spicy food right before I lay down and fall asleep"...

Jesus ...

YouTube video by House of Highlights Jaylen Brown Wanted NO Part of That 😅👀

@jovan10.bsky.social @btoporek.bsky.social

Jaylen Brown ... #businessdecision

Okay .. I'm not gonna say anything because I never drank the "Hawks are good" Kool-Aid, but I have to wonder, now.

Is Toronto .... good ?... Competent at least?