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#Attorney & #Author of "Threeway: A Satire of Presidential Proportions" and "A Child's Christmas in Queens." https://www.amazon.com/stores/-/author/B00QOOJ0YI?pd_rd_w=myG42&content-id=amzn1.sym.f3e83501-fb25-4a73-aca4-3b274cba8c65%3Aamzn1.sym.

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Even if there's a better way to do it, calling it fraud seems random.

10.11.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I were the next Democrat president, I'd try to nullify those grants and others on the theory that, just as Trump can't pardon himself because no man can be judge in his own case, he can't pardon his criminal confederates. Worth a trial balloon.

10.11.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Possibly . . . Trump?

10.11.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Your New Ninth Amendment Because most of this is nobodyโ€™s business.

And explicit privacy protections. Something our Congress might be fighting for since they're not fighting for much else.
open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...

10.11.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hereโ€™s Your New First Amendment Because โ€œSo-and-so said soโ€ isnโ€™t a rational basis.

That Kim Davis even got within spitting distance of the Supreme Court is a reminder of why we need a better First Amendment. open.substack.com/pub/stevenlu...

10.11.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He supports the military and law enforcement when they gratify the itch to kill or beat those he and his supporters are inclined to see killed or beaten. When it is otherwise, he does not. See, e.g., January 6.

10.11.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No caving!

09.11.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump gets more done asleep than Biden ever did โ€œawake.โ€ Or something like that.

09.11.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing glasses is smiling and asking what like it 's hard ALT: a woman wearing glasses is smiling and asking what like it 's hard

Next up, a ragtag band of misfits.

09.11.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big tent.

08.11.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Threeway" called the moment ten years ago. Kirkus called it "a slim, funny #satire of America's electoral culture." Read it while they still let you. And while we still have elections that matter. $5.99 on #Kindle, $7.99 in #paperback. #bannedbooks #politicalsatire #booksky #Trump a.co/d/3pRJ8MW

08.11.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Halloween's over, so it's time for "A Child's Christmas in Queens." A little #Christmas. A little #Hanukkah. What could go wrong? Ask JD Vance. Better yet, don't. #interfaith #NewYork #booksky $2.99 on #Kindle #KindleUnlimited, $6.99 in #paperback, $3.95 for the #audiobook a.co/d/8Vw5CIh

08.11.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On the plus side, people respect maturity. Random, possibly real, women on Facebook note it and want to be my friend.

08.11.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, I lost five pounds! The world looks brighter! Give Trump all the money!

07.11.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, I'm tired of the team not reaching its goal of competing for that ninth playoff spot until the last week of the season.

07.11.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought that was his version of taking a knee or quietly sitting criss cross apple sauce on your spot.

07.11.2025 03:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is not the time for rye remarks.

06.11.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That big tent is made of white sheets.

06.11.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where's the Medibed?

06.11.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seemed obvious for a while.

05.11.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In fairness, if Fuentes can be a white supremacist, it's truly a big tent.

05.11.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is laughing with a woman in a polka dot dress . ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is laughing with a woman in a polka dot dress .

If I were the prosecutor, I'd emphasize the greater implications of the case, the potential for societal breakdown, etc.

05.11.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Except Fox still said the Democrats were in disarray because Mamdani stuck to his principles in his speech, which was supposedly contrary to leadership's expectation.

05.11.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fox still said the Democratic party was in disarray because in his speech, Mamdani was Mamdani, which Jeffries, etc., supposedly promised he would not be.

05.11.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Free speech for Trump & co. is limited to the N-word, its equivalent, and "Die you stupid whore."

04.11.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And since they bleed mustard, he didn't know if he'd been shot?

04.11.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump Said "Dirty Jew" Last Week. Twice. Feels ahead of schedule.

stevenlubliner.substack.com/p/trump-said...

04.11.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Trump Said "Dirty Jew" Last Week. Twice. Feels ahead of schedule.

stevenlubliner.substack.com/p/trump-said...

04.11.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump Said "Dirty Jew" Last Week. Twice. Feels ahead of schedule.

stevenlubliner.substack.com/p/trump-said...

04.11.2025 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Given how Gatsby ends, is it possible Trump hasn't read it?

04.11.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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