🦄🧚🏻✨Telemin✨🧚🏻🦄 🦋

=_= i find it really depressing this time of year.

Thanksgiving is whatever.

But december is always bittersweet for me.

I like the whole goodwill to all vibe, i hate the commercialization of the season.

It occurs to me that now whenever someone brings up "the bill clinton bj thing" we will have to ask "which one?"

Did you check for corrupt officials?

That would be my next troubleshooting step.

After that, id check organized crime bosses.

I am guessing sanctions by elves, honored by their presumed allies?

Yeah, but on the ither hand, blissey with rocket punch <3

I feel like normal is meant never to have something it is especially effective against

Sound intriguing

Is this a game? This looks really interesting

Is it ice cream?

Id be curious to see a world without ice existing.

I live in a red state and i keep getting ads daily when watching things to sign up with ice, so it would be deeply satisfactory to never see another on my screen

=_= i want a holiday in march that isnt st patricks.

Mothing against it, but my borthdays shares a month with st pat's day and i just need a break

I imagine i am the only one asking "okay can you maybe mention wok hei since you are cooking with a fantasy world wok" when reading things.

And apparently wok hei is a new concept to people ._. So now i feel like a nit picky know it all

I feel so validated

=_= sometimes, not always, but sometimes, fortune seems to deliverately be spiting me.

I know it to be illogical to ascribe malice to happenstance but it sure feels that way

That's a very concise and comprehensive summation XD

But yeah, never has bigotry been thwarted by any kind of backstabbing

Ok lingering benefit of the doubt discarded.

Absolutely disgusting conduct

:/ you may have a point 9...

:/ i think the issue is more incompetency than malice here, but mayve i give too much credit?

I dont feel it wise to speculate.

Either could ultimately be the case but the idea of trying a blaire grift 2.0 would be very plausible

It is supremely hard to be sympathetic to her after she was warned this exact thing would happen

It begins

We have aproximately 1 hour and 15 minutes until mariah carey is blaring out of every speaker in stores and resturants here...

I want to cosplay a functioning member of society! :D

The wood chipper?

I am going to write my own isekai! With blackjack! And hookers!

And a softhearted companion who brushes my hair at night before listening to me bitch at the gods!

Also boba tea!

=_= i hate coming up with names for fantasy nations.

I should just stir alphabet soup until soemthing nameworthy floats up.

True, and its not like i have space to dedicate to that...

I mean... at this point my powerfantasy is growing my own food so i nwver have to spend to live everyday.

My face would loom the same.

"Omg, savings!!!"

A part of me feels like they'd taste like gummy bears

Me, reading my guilty pleasure yandere fanfics: do i just find these appealing because of the idea of someone being obsessed with someine and putting in the effort to keep them? 🤔