Freddy Krueger Mellencamp

It's a pretty big deal that the NYC Bar Association--one of the most prominent and respected bar associations in the country--is accusing the President of ordering the "unlawful summary execution," i.e. murder--of civilians in violation of US and international law. www.nycbar.org/press-releas...

Woo hoo! I'll put down the deposit on the sacrificial goat and the snake-handling voodoo priestess!

I’m so old I remember when The Onion’s articles were completely distinguishable from reality.

Holy Jeebus, will you just marry me already?
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I'm in!

Leftover wings are just as delicious as fresh ones, because I eat them uncooked, too.

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson:

"Private establishments can partner with us to make it clear that private property is private property and ICE cannot enter establishments without a valid warrant ... If Congress will not check this administration, then Chicago will."

Ugh. I hope you're at the end of this sooner rather than later.
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Mike Johnson: “Russ Vought takes no pleasure in this.”

Mike Lee: “Russ Vought has been dreaming about this since puberty.”

Watch the whole episode here: www.youtube.com/live/PkEOK7J...

I strongly object to the comparison many are making these days between Stephen Miller and Joseph Goebbels.

I think it's deeply misguided, and unfair, to compare them.

Goebbels was a far better propagandist, and didn't execute much policy.

Miller far more closely resembles Heinrich Himmler.

Even Sporkfoot knows who is responsible for the government shutdown.

Bad Bunny rolling into the Super Bowl with a demonic sexual performance in Spanish.

Time for ALL GOVERNORS TO STAND UP AND ADDRESS THE BEHAVIOR OF CONGRESS. VOTE THEM OUT.

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I'm in. Sign me up!

Yes, very weird. 🤷🏼‍♂️

The Convicted FElon has finally united the people on one thing.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Let's make that happen, shall we?

them: define yourself in two words

me: musically promiscuous

Without the hobbling, I certainly hope.
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This milkshake is too frozen. I’m sucking on this straw like it’s going to pay me

Oh, sweet Jeebus! I love this! Where did you get this? I need one to send to my 83 year-old MAGA mother.

Dreaming is free. Thank goodness.
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He could’ve fought, but he faked bone spurs. So someone else had to go in his place - most likely a working class kid whose daddy couldn’t afford to bribe a doctor. Now he’s talking shit about how it should’ve been fought.

Don't you worry. When you get down there, I'll be in the bar, waiting for you and saving you a seat.
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Sinner.