Emily Spilt Blunt Guts

They’re fine. Cherry Wheat is very nostalgic if you miss the late 90s/early 00s brewpub and regional brewery wave.

Diana and all of @defector.com are doing great work that merits your support if you can spare it. It’s a place that speaks truth to power and still appreciates a good dad joke in the comments, but containing multitudes isn’t cheap.

Get it now?

currently the mood rn

“ZOHRAN KEEP DOING YOUR FUCKIN THING MY MAN” would make a banger t-shirt. (Realize official campaign prob couldn’t touch it but…)

Lmaoo it wasn't Michael Rapaport but it's the stunt double they use when they throw him down a flight of stairs

Inhalers contribute significantly to global warming, study finds Millions of Americans using inhalers for chronic lung diseases like asthma may be unknowingly contributing to global warming, according to new research.

As somebody with asthma who uses inhalers - SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS ARTICLE IS SHAMING PEOPLE WITH A CHRONIC CONDITION.

"Significantly" My ass. You know what else does? AI Data centers - corporations - cows - asphalt - THOUSANDS OF OTHERS THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEDICINE.

Fuck you - fuck you again.

I don't know about you, but I plan to Get Chefy With It today

Scientists Say Mutated Corn Fungus Is Turning People Into Flesh-Craving Zombies. But In This Iowa Coffee Shop, F—OH MY FUCKING GOD RUN OH CHRIST

Toad hides under his covers and Frog hides in the closet. From "Dragons and Giants" In *Frog and Toad Together*

Toad stayed in the bed, and Frog stayed in the closet.

They stayed there for a long time, just feeling very brave together.

Tweet from Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up to ALISON BOSHOFF

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

55 PETERS 55 PAULS 55 MARYS

Bette Davis (in a dowager dress) and Dame Maggie Smith (smoking jn a tux) in DEATH ON THE NILE

Fisher cat! Nature’s cutest li’l teddy bear otter thing that’s also vicious as a compact wolverine and sounds like a murder victim

Another scorcher!

[Whispering to the sailor next to me] It’s… the boats, right? Our strength is the boats.

The fact they jumped straight to AI actors modeled after women when, if I’m not mistaken, male actors are a higher labor cost kind of says it all doesn’t it,

screenshot reads: Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness (30th Anniversary Edition)

haha 30th what now

i think bluesky needs to decide what they're making. if they're making a protocol, like some of their developers say, they should shut down the social media app that's causing them so many problems. if they're making a social media app, they have to engage with it like adults.

Hard to believe someone who aspires to live on a space station has a messy take on work-life. “mY CaReeR Is My liFE” yeah you’ll die if you don’t do your chores, congrats you are a very expensive subsistence farmer

Greta Thunberg in a keffiyeh and a t-shirt that says “AUTISM” with a skeleton firing two machine guns

No one has ever more had that shit on

Lois!

www.instagram.com/reel/DPWl7YE...

Lot of this feels like the Scouts lost a massive turf war with 4H and FFA and this was part of the armistice.

and scene

Finally read LUCKY DAY by @chucktingle.bsky.social and loved it, great craft and pacing. Intentional or not, addresses a lingering feeling I’ve held about ILLUMINATUS that, despite the jolly Boy’s Own Story tone, what actually happens is terrifying.

The man really said

Cool to think that if this album had come out 15 years ago it might have been about Todd Heap serving dick.