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When even a card carrying fascist thinks you're an absolute joke...

19.10.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A bar graph. On the left side is a bar showing that Republicans are cutting $930 billion from Medicaid. On the right side is a bar showing that Republicans are giving $910 billion in tax breaks to corporations under their budget bill, paid for by gutting Medicaid.

A bar graph. On the left side is a bar showing that Republicans are cutting $930 billion from Medicaid. On the right side is a bar showing that Republicans are giving $910 billion in tax breaks to corporations under their budget bill, paid for by gutting Medicaid.

Republicans may lie about what's in their budget bill but the numbers sure don't.

29.06.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5267    ๐Ÿ” 2711    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 145    ๐Ÿ“Œ 167

"Could it happen here?" i ask as i am corralled into the Human Death Arena in honor of Stephen Miller's birthday

11.06.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 425    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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This Isnโ€™t Normal โ€” And Democrats Need to Stop Pretending It Is Gretchen Whitmer was used as a prop. Democrats Should Take Note.

"we cannot keep breaking bread with people actively planning violence against us"

open.substack.com/pub/oliviaju...

03.05.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we are all going to die

02.05.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3516    ๐Ÿ” 461    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Please NEVER talk to cops; especially without a lawyer present. If you have the misfortune of encountering police who request info other than can be discerned by your lawfully obtained ID, keep your mouth shut unless you are calmly, clearly asserting your right to legal counsel. Now, more than ever.

27.04.2025 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2149    ๐Ÿ” 666    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41
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send this to elon as many times as possible #elon #elonmusk #parody #funny #memes TikTok video by Sub-Radio

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8jnw8QP/

25.04.2025 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Republicans in Congress can repeal every tariff tomorrow and take Trumpโ€™s tariff authority away from him. But they choose not to. So every Republican in Congress owns EVERY SINGLE BIT of this. You canโ€™t hide from the voters forever.

07.04.2025 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17460    ๐Ÿ” 5575    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 503    ๐Ÿ“Œ 270
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We the People will not be silenced!

06.04.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Retailers should post the Trump Tariffs as an additional sales tax.

Cost xx.xx
Sales tax. xx.xx
Trump Tariff xx.xx
___________________
TOTAL $ XXX.XX

06.04.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The day after โ€œLiberation Dayโ€

03.04.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 472    ๐Ÿ” 76    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
Israeli Strikes Kill At Least 10 Palestinians, Including Children, According To Local Officials
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News Israeli Strikes Kill At Least 10 Palestinians, Including Children, According To Local Officials

๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ youtu.be/tVJNqcboHsw?...

30.03.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

no offense to Jeff but if you are alleging the head editor of the Atlantic was cunning enough to circumvent all your security safeguards that kinda makes you sound even worse

26.03.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14148    ๐Ÿ” 2087    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 280    ๐Ÿ“Œ 58
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A dozen is "on sale" for 10.99

18.03.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"show respect not suspicion" ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ

18.03.2025 05:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

get good at practical things that have nothing to do with your job and look for opportunities to do those things out in the world, competence is sexy.

18.03.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2363    ๐Ÿ” 165    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

WTF

16.03.2025 05:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 663    ๐Ÿ” 205    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
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BREAKING: The Continuing Resolution cloture motion has passed 62-38, advancing the CR to a final vote.

These are the Democrats who voted to invoke cloture:

14.03.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4390    ๐Ÿ” 1849    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1151    ๐Ÿ“Œ 470
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Canโ€™t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer

10.03.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29957    ๐Ÿ” 5987    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 263    ๐Ÿ“Œ 118

So in case you missed it.

ICE arrested a student activist, realized heโ€™s not on a visa but on a green card, took him anyway, then the Secretary of State announced they'd also be deporting green card holders.

Trump is disappearing people who disagree with him.

10.03.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 856    ๐Ÿ” 359    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Based on it's proclivity for catching fire, I'm seconding cyber pinto

10.03.2025 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
AI generated image of a Tesla with "Russia conquered half of America faster than it conquered one fifth of the Ukraine" written on the back

AI generated image of a Tesla with "Russia conquered half of America faster than it conquered one fifth of the Ukraine" written on the back

05.03.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
We're not done yet | 18F

I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F.

18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it.

We made this website to tell our story:
18f.org

01.03.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 93536    ๐Ÿ” 31195    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3208    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1413
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โ€œIt is so disrespectful for Zelenskyy to not wear a suit in the White House.โ€

28.02.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3316    ๐Ÿ” 729    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 115    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

Yes and avoiding Meta platforms

28.02.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have never seen better use of the Bostonian accent than everyone giving their opinions on Tommy Boy and his ๐ŸงŠ Bois coming to town

28.02.2025 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Geologists Discover the Worldโ€™s โ€œLargest Lithium Depositโ€ Beneath a U.S. Supervolcano, Worth 413 Billion Euros Buried beneath a U.S. supervolcano, scientists have uncovered what could be the largest lithium reserve ever found. This unexpected discovery has the potential to reshape global supply chains and disr...

I didn't know they were making a sequel to Don't Look Up dailygalaxy.com/2025/02/geol...

21.02.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.

Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

18.02.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62653    ๐Ÿ” 15180    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1030    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1178

My early birthday present from the universe was getting carded after a 15 hour transatlantic flight

19.02.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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