@caelmcbabe.bsky.social
more mr. nice guy
Pascal about JK Rowling and the anti trans law on UK:
βI can't think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to existβ
I'm too optimistic adjusting the rearview mirror
12.04.2025 18:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would be so good at being a puddle
21.03.2025 21:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My boss asked me "you notice Brandon has a new pair of sneakers on?" on the first day I wore a new pair of shoes π
14.03.2025 14:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'll watch this one next time, I'm due for a rewatch
09.03.2025 17:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0today is the perfect day to watch a movie that will make me cry and then immediately conk out
09.03.2025 13:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0okay fine I will finally flip my calendar off of January
07.03.2025 20:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0best sleeping position is being curled up into the tiniest ball possible
02.03.2025 21:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I ask myself this 600 times a day
01.03.2025 07:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Avril Lavigne's fuck belt
26.02.2025 19:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0collapsing inward and exploding
20.02.2025 18:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0feeling extremely vincible
19.02.2025 17:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0love the concept of a godzilla movie
almost never enjoy a godzilla movie
07.02.2025 20:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'm sooo supportive of a little bit of spooky wind but not when it's so spooky it wakes me up
07.02.2025 10:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yellow rice is so goated
02.02.2025 13:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do I look like I'm constipated often
28.01.2025 16:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I need to become less approachable to strangers
Beautiful woman comes up to me in walmart and says "I've never shopped here before could you help me find something" and I'm like yeah okay sure I'll try and she asks me for help finding a saline enema and stool softeners
My astounding media literacy has unfortunately left me with the ability to predict the ending of almost every pornographic film
24.01.2025 14:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I waited many minutes, now what?
24.01.2025 10:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yes that's what makes it so haunting
23.01.2025 18:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0guy at work keeps calling me "cael with two vowels" and it's honestly kind of fucking me up
23.01.2025 17:22 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0heyyy
23.01.2025 17:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0how am I supposed to go on without her.
12.01.2025 07:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I've been thinking it a lot but I promise it wasn't about you
11.01.2025 01:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Unfortunately I can only do one extreme or the other so you're going to have to settle
08.01.2025 03:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Would you prefer it to be completely monotone or like a grand performance
07.01.2025 22:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0we set out to save the shire
05.01.2025 16:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0everyone has yin dipshit it came for free with your fucking yang
04.01.2025 19:27 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I hate to tell you this but I think we're dating now
03.01.2025 18:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
