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Dreamworks cancelled this movie in favor of fucking Boss Baby and i will NEVER forgive them.. .
#Larrikins

No idea. But i keep seeing rumors floating around that it happened..

two men are standing next to each other on a sidewalk and one of them is wearing a baseball jersey . ALT: two men are standing next to each other on a sidewalk and one of them is wearing a baseball jersey .

Viktor. Probably of his own volition because he ain’t dealin with allat

A three pound jar of applesauce can and WILL split your lip if it falls on your face, just fyi

okay so falling knee and elbow first into concrete carrying 40 pounds of bananas ain’t fun

art block got me fucked up

They did, but it’s mentioned after the first 24 hours. Though technically it’s been that now

Dollar General be like

I’m ngl i almost bought this though

“You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But, Debbie...”

going through my phone galleries to free up space and i forgot i made this..

same

YouTube video by ASMR Historian Plagues of the Ancient World | Before the Black Death

If you’re like me and gotta listen to something while you work, 10/10 recommend this guy. His voice is 🤌🤌🤌

youtu.be/jWsFie2Tfr0?...

two dragons are facing each other in a forest ALT: two dragons are facing each other in a forest

Lagiacrus took that wing-slap from Rathalos like it was a napkin from a little kid’s birthday party…

Would anyone be interested in $15 colored headshots?

a man in a red jacket is sitting in a chair in a waiting room . ALT: a man in a red jacket is sitting in a chair in a waiting room .

My freaking GUMS HURT from where they stuck the needle earlier.. never thought i’d miss that numb feeling

THE. AUDACITY.😡

anatomy practice🫠 #starwars

did anyone else watch Dinotopia in the early 2000s or..?

a cartoon character is hanging from a bar in a dark room . ALT: a cartoon character is hanging from a bar in a dark room .

‘I Get Around’ by Beach Boys just makes me think of Flight of the Navigator when I hear it

Fuck me, I forgot to add Gunnar..

Me in 1999: I play Spyro because it’s fun

Me now: I play Spyro for fun, and the plot

The plot in question:

Thank you so much!!🥺 And yeah, I hyperfixate on a lot of things😭

a cartoon drawing of hades from hercules with blue flames coming out of his hair ALT: a cartoon drawing of hades from hercules with blue flames coming out of his hair

What the flaming ostrich FUCK is today, man, customers have collectively lost their goddamn minds and i’m starting to return their energy

It’s that time of year again

Support The Squonk short and bitter like an espresso

Started a ko-fi, at the suggestion of my buddy @pookawoods.bsky.social

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