Pepperoni

It’s crazy how much time effort and money companies put into making their employees miserable.

I can’t even fathom a code review for an AI generated pull request.

If I have an issue, I can’t talk it out. I can’t talk to a human and discuss reasoning, I would just get the AI trying to make me happy

Good Habit

Hit cancel on everything you want to post to social media.

God damnit I did it again

This was a really lovely interview. Thank you both so much for sharing.

2 panel Goose meme image 1st Panel shows a goose with eyes conveying suspicion with the caption “More then what, sir?” 2nd Panel shows the goose chasing someone with the caption “More than what?!”

“I programmed my word hoover to tell me I’m right! Based!”

Good thing I haven’t been able to listen to him for more than 10 seconds since 2016.

I didn’t know resting smug face was a thing but then Hasset comes along and proves its existence.

Raise ya hand if Mr. Rodgers was part of growing up.

If your hands are up you are the hope of humanity. Don’t forget his message.

That fresh prince scene where wills dad leaves him again. A great moment television.

Kudos to With Smiths performance. He killed it.

But James Avery… that mans face right before Smith says the line… that is the realest thing I have ever seen. My heart breaks with his every time.

The only hope I still have is that they are so stupid

*Fox News Host who has no fucking clue about anything

Hegseth is way too formal for them.

I love you dude you always nail it

It’s funny that although it is clearly SS, it’s a shitty tattoo made by a bad artist who couldn’t even replicate a symbol of hate they enjoy so much and grok was like “yeah it’s stylized”

It makes perfect sense in a big collective nightmare. Some might call it Hell.

I remember when parents/christian nationalists got upset about Pokemon and their use of the term evolution. My friends parents would go on tirades about how bad it was because it defied God.

Reaaaaaaally quiet these days! Weird!

(We stayed up all night playing Pokemon anyway. Blastoise was my boy)

You can, but you don’t because your case is so weak that an intelligent judge may not sign.

They are too stupid to articulate or too smart to not lie in a warrant. Either way, this sucks.

Cost-per-kill isn’t a metric that anyone should be using

You meant winner dog, right?

It is so hard to let go of anger and hate but if done you will levitate and it’s very rewarding.

Read and share all over..he nails it

Put it in the Louvre and call it “Reaching Nirvana”

Teamspeak, Xfire, Ventrillo… these are names I never expected to hear again, but here we are.

Next I’m gonna hear Trillian and Realplayer are still aro… OH MY GOD NO!

Fee Lon Musc

Explaining the plot of Scooby-Doo to my daughter and realizing the central irony of the show is that the gang cruises around looking for magic and mysteries that never pan out, while the only truly supernatural element is the talking dog they all ignore.

Accidentally 😏

12 years ago today I had the hardware required to fix my broken ankle removed. I will never forget Feb 14!

What the hell is Valentines Day?

The frustrating bit is that there are uses for machine learning that could change things for good if it wasn’t designed to tell us what we want to hear

The previous president was forced to drop out of running for re-election because of concerns over cognitive decline, all while sounding far more coherent than this.

There is a direct correlation between how much I post and how drunk I am.

And this is a way to scream to the void that I’m an alcoholic.

Sometimes you wish you could believe in a hell because so many deserve nothing less.