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Nicole

@nearanomaly.bsky.social

occasional artist, habitual shitposter. digital artist, writer, film lover, bike rider. watch this space #art

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Latest posts by nearanomaly.bsky.social on Bluesky

Happy Birthday, Gary Larson.

Cat fud.
Cow tools.
Car!
Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.
Anatidaephobia.
Thagomizer.
Roger screws up.
Fair is fair, Larry.
Midvale School for the Gifted.
Let’s get this baby off the ground.

14.08.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 476    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 17

pivoting to being a "number vore" artist

14.08.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Since I did that, I might as well get the obvious pun out of the way to complete something quickly. More number-on-number violence!
#art

14.08.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

now I gotta come up with a design for the rabbit king

14.08.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Treachery of Images painting by RenΓ© Magritte

The Treachery of Images painting by RenΓ© Magritte

Okay, I've deleted my earlier post. Apparently, this is *not* a pipe. But the fact that I thought it was says a lot about society.

13.08.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4066    πŸ” 875    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 27

all those rabbits with growths on their faces clearly indicates that the Rabbit King shall be coming soon, and he is not happy with us

14.08.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

on its way to becoming a spherical cow

13.08.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet Thompson would smoke some fingers if the opportunity arised just to see how high he got off them

12.08.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

eating a book today to teach the other books a lesson

12.08.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 770    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 7

Dr. Stone is such a great show, it's the best most wild parts of anime thrown together with a lot of love

12.08.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go Speed Racer!

11.08.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really need to replay Morrowind

11.08.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

these people have always been such an insane online group. back in the livejournal days, the cf-hardcore group was just a group of people proposing their fascist anti-kids ideas and then freaking out over other people making fun of them

11.08.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm hoping "being rich" gets listed as a mental illness in the new DSM

10.08.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every time a billionaire opens their mouth, they prove that meritocracy is a lie

10.08.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

heading back home now, exhausted and in need of a shower!

10.08.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

anime-themed rave time!

10.08.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he deserves not only that, but every giant city hating on him. signed, a veteran cuomo hater

09.08.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he's engaging in deep dish anti-time!

09.08.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's time to start making some changes around here

09.08.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A numeral 8 with sharp teeth is biting the back of another numeral 8. who is surprised.

A numeral 8 with sharp teeth is biting the back of another numeral 8. who is surprised.

8/8.

GET IT!?
#art

08.08.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
08.08.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4575    πŸ” 1451    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 27
Dave Matthews Band bus incident
Article Talk
Dave Matthews Band's tour bus stopping at the Kinzie Street Bridge to empty its blackwater tank
On August 8, 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped an estimated 800 pounds (360 kg) of human waste from the bus's blackwater tank through the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago onto
an open-top passenger sightseeing boat sailing in the Chicago River below. The incident became popularly known as the Dave Matthews Band incident! or Poopgate. 2]

Dave Matthews Band bus incident Article Talk Dave Matthews Band's tour bus stopping at the Kinzie Street Bridge to empty its blackwater tank On August 8, 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped an estimated 800 pounds (360 kg) of human waste from the bus's blackwater tank through the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago onto an open-top passenger sightseeing boat sailing in the Chicago River below. The incident became popularly known as the Dave Matthews Band incident! or Poopgate. 2]

Happy 21st anniversary to the Dave Matthews Band poop incident en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Ma...

08.08.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1467    πŸ” 447    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 69

starting to feel the fall chill in the air tonight!

08.08.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there are quests, but yeah you spend 90% of the time wandering around

08.08.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field . ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .

"Bluesky is dying"

Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.

07.08.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 41024    πŸ” 7891    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 164

I did manage to get some cleaning done yesterday though, so that's good! really need to keep up the momentum so I can get ready for the new computer and possibly moving sometime soon

07.08.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

after coming down from yesterday's lengthy sugar high, I feel like I might finally be getting over this whole sugar addiction thing. may sanity and lower blood sugar reign!

07.08.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop debating this website's growth potential. I don't care. I'm a digital hermit crab. If it dies, I'll find another shell as I've done a dozen times before.

07.08.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8092    πŸ” 2156    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 62

but where else can I make myself feel superior than on random posts of people having fun?!

07.08.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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