Gutter Raccoon 🦝

Gay man wearing briefs with bananas on them, lifting a sweater up to reveal his hairy stomach and singular pec (ha, if you can call it that). He smirks at the mirror.

slowly going bananas?

The back/butt dimples are exquisite- well done

Well thank you ☺️

Deciding how many old videos and photos I should upload to OF before I tell anyone it exists has proven to be a bizarre thought exercise this afternoon. How many is “just right” before it becomes “dear lord, we get it- you get off on this”?

Bearded gay man wearing a red shirt with black stripes lifts it up to reveal his chest and a perky nipple. The waistband of his briefs is visible, the corner of his black jeans drooping. Chest hair abounds.

blorp

Mustachioed gay man with his hand behind his head, staring at his phone as they look into a mirror. He has a green flannel on that’s unbuttoned, exposing his hairy chest. His green briefs are pulled down slightly, tanlines and bush apparent. He smirks.

missing my speedo tanlines

Good lord 🥵

Getting comfy ☺️

gay man sitting on a couch in black shorts and a loose oversized white sweatshirt and a neon sign with a mermaid on top holding a martini on a tray, above the words BAR and GRILL

we stay open later than you think

gay man in a yellow Adidas singlet with matching yellow high-tops and bright blue socks topped with a yellow band, staring coyly at the mirror, phone in hand

this was a fun look

Yeah the camera work was my favorite part. Definitely agree with the writing- I wanted more from the reveal. I sort of feel like that director is a lot of sizzle without much meat?

Very curious to get your take once you do see it!

Definitely worth seeing, though! Caught a show earlier and it didn’t disappoint.

Commuting

I’d avoid it if I were you. There were very few moments in the film worth seeing (like a handful, at most). I love his films and this one was not on par with other, more coherently written films.

Honestly it was light years better than Kinds of Kindness- way more coherent, clever, and all around intriguing. It was just the right level of weird and wacky while also being extremely serious about how stupid the modern world has become.

Thank you for this

Looking west down Sacramento St. in San Francisco at sunset. Cars line the foreground, buildings to the left, and a cityscape is central. Large fluffy clouds, mirroring the cityscape, are lit by brilliant golds, oranges, dusky blues, and grays.

Sunset stroll at 17:15

The H-Trifecta

oh HAGGARD. My bad.

The reflection of a mustachioed man, wearing a long sleeved blue shirt. He’s lifting up the shirt, his chest exposed down to his subtle bush peeking over the top of a pair of briefs with bananas on them, that’s under a pair of black jeans. Blurry artwork on the wall behind him, a fridge to his right.

reflecting again

YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Trailers The Assessment Trailer #1 (2025)

Based on this list, you might enjoy the Assessment (which I’m pretty sure came out in the early spring): youtu.be/dTqYdxSIPhc?...

Man with an obscured face reflected through a window, looking out to a nearby building, tree branches in between. The window is slightly ajar. A light shines on his crotch and thighs, illuminating a tyedyed pair of briefs, bulging.

autumnal evenings

Man standing with shorts below knees, dark briefs, blue tiedyed oversized shirt. There are thigh tattoos of men and an evident bulge in the briefs. A painted thumbnail shines.

Tuesdays

Didn’t realize this was a self portrait! I have a print of it on my wall and regularly study the curves and tones. Gorgeous!

The color aesthetic here is unparalleled (and you’re sexy, of course).

Inspired to action