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Sex Toys Thrown at WNBA Games Pay Off for Polymarket Traders Polymarket let users wager money on more dildos being thrown at WNBA players. One person earned more than $6,000 after the latest stunt.

1. In any decent country betting on this would be illegal. 2. Polymarket should be liable for any injuries or damages that happen. 3. If you take the time out of your life and spend money on a game just so you can demean a woman like this, fuck you

www.sportico.com/leagues/bask...

Locked in

Mondays

the sirens of titan 🧡

fuck this shit I'm so sorry you're dealing with this

this is so fire holy shit go off

I do this with lime juice and jalapeño when I'm making guac on an upsettingly regular basis

You are invited to the wolf watermelon party. Do you accept? (Y/N)

Trans lion mini comic

Hey (with the intention of teaching you Magic and permanently destabilizing your bank account)

"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo"
Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep

to the week old cake in the employee fridge: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever

“There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success.”

One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP

an edit of a panel from a Garfield comic where Jon is yelling at Garfield "PRIDAY AGAIN GARFIE BABY" and Garfield is just sitting there with a huge grin on his face. there's also a progress pride flag in the background.

folks, it's that time again!

We have a community spotlight on gaytransmulldrifter's Old Border Kitchen Table Cube. From beloved icons, to forgotten jank, this cube embraces the reason we all began to play Magic in the first place. Spending time with friends. How would you start? #CubeCon2025 #mtgcube

YouTube video by Kayleigh “Ghaspey” McKee Anime Voice Actor Reviews WORST D&D Anime Homebrew

Its a newwwww video! And this time, we get screwy reviewy on @dndbeyond.bsky.social!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Q4...

my goat

MP underground sea

@fireshoes.bsky.social thank you for the visibility boost as always, you're the goat

thank you @nathanlipetz.bsky.social for the decklist

UB Tempo decklist image featuring Volcanic Island prize

split the finals of Duel for the Duals today for a Volcanic Island! first time playing UB Tempo, the deck is quite good.

GW Lands LWW
BW Yorion WW
Re-Stock-inator LL
Cradle Control LWW
R Painter - draw

Quarters - BR Stompy WW
Semis - Omni-tell WW
Finals Re-Stock-inator draw

the two games I think about the most are probably basketball (a game largely about the fact that three is more than two) and magic the gathering (a game largely about the fact that two is less than three)

a digital illustration of two gauntlets/hands, a dark one with golden details and white/lighter one, both inspired by renaissance 15th/16th century armor. their fingers are slightly reaching out for each other. both hands are wrapped in a red ribbon that says 'No Love, however brief, is wasted.' In between there are white periwinkles as a symbol for fond memories

| No Love Is Wasted | ⚔️💮
#originalart

ohh my god happy birthday pabu

Was at a conference dinner a while back and one guy said "The future is AI. It doesn't replace senior developers, but no more need for juniors."

To which i replied:

"Where do you think senior developers come from. Straight from the womb?"

He went quiet, then wandered off to a different huddle.

screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

applying for jobs again