Will W

Tough day to try to make satire, the source material is already hilarious and outlandish

Successful engagement farming, but I can't see how anybody actually believes this.

Rush Hour is a bit of an inconsiderate choice this week, just a heads up.

Fell on the sword to protect the shield!

We've seen the administration altering their behavior to influence betting outcomes already. The money laundering and the fraud are both completely out in the open.

Think you see ICE? Spread information, not panic. S.A.L.U.T.E. and call the Voces de la Frontera emergency hotline. 📞

In between all the fascism, it's also a MASSIVE crime wave.

Happy Don't Watch The Fed Saudi Blood Money Wrestling Show Day to all those celebrating.

I'm sure that *definitely* happened, but also what does it have to do with anything?

You being 23 years old would almost explain your awful takes.

Nice try, AI.

It's a beautiful game that is well-described with statistics.

Or maybe it's a beautiful math problem that also includes exercise. Idk. I'm romantic about baseball 😁

Could be worse.

-Packers fan

It's really all about free-dumb.

That transitive property can still hurt. 🫠

I prefer term limits to age limits.

Corruption isn't an old-person problem, it's a career politician problem.

Throwing out capitalism isn't a winning message either tho. And Pritzker talks a big game, but he's a billionaire. Isn't that going in the wrong direction?

I think I would prefer to just have a primary this time.

Bots unite against possible 2028 nominees? You've got quite an axe to grind, considering the literal fascist takeover you're ignoring.

Greta wouldn't be impressed.

He's disgusting, and her response is amazing.

Perpetual tag team champs are 6-7

So the Bears tried to play all four quarters for once and lost. Is this box score right?

And therein lies the problem. The Bears forgot their play-dead strategy.

I just tried to revive my PSP for funsies last week, but the replacement battery pack couldn't fix the fact that it can't interface with my wi-fi 😭

Then he's getting the full experience! I hope he can channel that energy somewhere positive :)

I'm still salty, but there's no doubt that that team did amazing things. Another year where it feels like anybody could come back and win the North next year.

I guarantee you that's not true.

DUMB

Ignorant.

Do you ever say anything of substance, or is it all hollow criticisms and meandering appeals to nobody?

There's plenty of truth to it. It's just not for you.