Daniel

If you liked to sniff sharpies as a kid you like to do coke now.

Thank you, Boston Globe. This is how it's done.

Update — bought the Suvie

Turning my activity status off on fb, IG and tiktok has saved my sanity

Here’s to new lands, new friends, new experiences, and new versions of who we are and who we will be. ❤️

I’m going to need Kool-Aid and White Claw to do a partnership ASAP.

Anyone on TikTok that I haven’t added? Drop or DM your profile. Lmk 🫶🏼

Hot summer nights ❤️

"Some experts say staff shortages might have complicated forecasters’ ability to coordinate responses with local emergency management officials," per NYT.

Really considering buying a Suvie

Okay but what if in the next few days Anna Wintour announces that she’s running for president in 2028 and starts it off by saying, “America, the British are coming… back. Get ready for nuclear Wintour.”

Because at this point nothing really matters anymore so why not.

I love how my instagram explore page went from hot guys to labubus

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Absolutely. We take nothing less.

Yes, Oakcha. I absolutely do love it.

I’m getting so tired of vodka redbulls (sugar free obvi). Can we make vodka Celsius a thing?

Just because I’m having a great hair day 🫶🏼

Labubu has taken over my life. Soon it’ll take over yours.

The Democratic Party is so fucking weak I just can’t. Stand on fucking business for once. THAT is why we are where we are. Enough is enough.

Bitch we’ve had enough

If Iran and anyone else in Middle East leadership is listening: we, the people, do not want this. We want nothing to do with this. We’re so done with our leadership. The orange man does not represent us.

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Staying delulu for now 🤭

We're just trying to make it to the next day without some breaking news.
Please.

Making fun of Labubus or the people who love Labubus is smooth brain behavior. The world’s falling apart—we’re a buttcrack hair from being nuked and WWIII. If this little creature brings people serotonin in the chaos, let them enjoy it. Y’all are so annoying.

The world is falling apart and so am I woohoo

Unlearning shame, relearning desire. Loving myself even deeper, further, louder and softer — in every curve and corner of who I am. 🩵

Seriously anyone who says Bluesky is dead is honestly just a boring person

I’m as weak as Eve’s resolve in the Garden of Eden🧎🏻‍♂️

Well a bitch is sad lolol

That part