Joe Jones

Gonna start giving out Peace Prizes to people I want to like me.

I think you might be right!

The awkward thing is now someone out there has to win the second FIFA Peace Prize.

Oh yeah I agree - certainly a choice presentation on the facts.

I suppose ‘technically’ they did turn down offers, too?

Wow the YouTube Wrapped thing was exceptionally boring.

A screenshot of the Birmingham/Watford score showing a player who scored for Watford called ‘O. Maamma’.

Ave Watford really got a player called ‘Oh Mamma’.

Have you heard The Talking Heads song protesting the perfume industry?

Stop Making Scents.

Just back at my parents‘ place and seen they‘ve got rid of the home phone.

The world is changing.

Anyone up for a last ditch #listeningparty for Last Christmas by Wham at 23:55 on 30th November?

Israel Nash 👌

This is exciting. But i would really miss that hour of discussion in the run-up to kick off as you walk to the stadium just after the line up comes out.

A screenshot of a story on the BBC Sport website about Wolves hiring Rob Edwards. It's been categorised as being Championship content.

BBC are getting a bit ahead of themselves with this story categorisation.

Cannot wait for Norwich City fans to shout “SHOOT” every time Kenny McLean gets the ball this weekend at Birmingham.

And he's bound to repeat things when doing four interviews in which he'll be asked the same questions each time. It would be weird if he concocted some whole new answer each time.

I agree. He explained things well and took responsibility. You can have the opinion he should be sacked – fine. But I don't think he could have handled these interviews much better and all we can do now is get behind the new set-up.

The River Of Doubt - Candice Millard

Command And Control - Eric Schlosser

For All The Tea In China - Sarah Rose

I know there’s a lot of fuss atm about deforestation, but I’ve just been to the Amazon and it’s literally filled with trees.

Oh god sorry hahahaha.

Well, i hope you enjoyed my holiday experience all the same.

I went to Kazakhstan this year. Fantastic experience. Well worth exploring if you have time!

(For the record, so did I!)

Yes I basically said that, but in a nicer way haha.

It is also a good example of how little people here know about Europe. One person thought Putin was the leader of Germany.

And tbf, why should they care? Most people in Europe think Suriname is in Africa.

It’s not the first time I’ve heard something like that. It’s either crap like that or how dangerous London is.

London has a PR problem. All the shit on social media, Elon, Trump and Farage, are having a sad impact.

We got chatting about London one day and he said “ah it’s a shame London has become such a horrible place”. I said “what, how?”

“Your mayor! You’ll have shariah law in a year, I’m telling you”.

He’d never visited London and lived on the other side of the world with a dodgy internet connection.

I’ve spent the past week in a remote part of the Amazon rainforest in Suriname. The bloke that ran the place we were staying is about 60, Surinamese, warm and friendly, and lives in this remote part of the jungle.

Am I the only person that reads COP30 as C3PO first, every time?

Loved him at NCFC. But he’s proven himself a bit of a prick as a manager. Would find it hard to root for him.

A restaurant sign I passed in Paramaribo called ‘Mr Chow’.

…. That's my name. That name again is…

You’ve just written my Christmas list. thank you.

I just thought of the nearest prison I could, haha. Maybe a bit of a stretch if i claim it was a joke though!