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Keynote Listener | Thought Follower | Taco Bell Stan | Attorney | Recovering Florida Man. Mostly talking about pop culture and sports. My Tweets are my own unless I'm retweeting

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I don't understand the Garrett Nussmeier thing, at the end of the games his stats look good. But never really impressed during the actual games.

16.02.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When they paired him with Lorenzo Neal it was just a mass of collisions

16.02.2026 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Luther β€˜Uncle Luke’ Campbell announces plans for Congressional run during appearance on TWISF Election season underway and some South Florida races are already stealing the spotlight.

Luther "Uncle Luke" Campbell announces plans to run for Congress

15.02.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 261    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 120
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a man in a netflix shirt smiles at another man Alt: a man in a netflix shirt smiles at another man
15.02.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Layups, dunks, and urban f'in klavzar. #Gators 🐊 🐊 🐊

14.02.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know stojakovic kid plays in the NCAA, but it's the kid from Iowa State, Momjanovic that reminds me of Peja.

14.02.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They released 65 episodes in two months? That's insane

14.02.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He once got lost in his own museum

14.02.2026 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What if he goes into insurance?

14.02.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They lost

13.02.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this looks exactly like Prince of Persia

12.02.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mike White is the Dean Smith of moral victories.

12.02.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a photo of Twizel New Zealand

a photo of Twizel New Zealand

Angry new zealanders:

11.02.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

don't be too impressed, this was a billy napier called offense. Napier's playbook was smaller than the OG Tecmo Bowl

11.02.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And as the coach of the patriots, you don't want to give the other team info on weaknesses. He was good enough to start, so he started.

11.02.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is only an issue if you care about gambling on the game. The last boy scout was right, its the only reason they have the report.

11.02.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

48 Hours from now: Sturla Holm regrets regretting that he regretted cheating.

11.02.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought this was one of those Paqui One Chip Challenges and was having painful flashbacks.

11.02.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Naming my next kid Caleb to increase his chances of getting drafted in the first round.

11.02.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black turtleneck stands in front of a window with perfection written on the bottom right Alt: a man in a black turtleneck stands in front of a window with perfection written on the bottom right
11.02.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜†

11.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah these hit the right spot. Though I'd gladly put samosa chaat or bhel puri up against it

11.02.2026 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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pepperidge farm remembers is written on the screen of a tv Alt: pepperidge farm remembers is written on the screen of a tv
11.02.2026 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a young child, I dreamed one day of growing up, going through summer workouts and grueling college football season so that I could represent my school on a cold December day in Detroit.

10.02.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This happened to a friend of mine from Canada once.

10.02.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR?

10.02.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tight Ends commercial was quality

09.02.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So milkshakes, they are getting into the milkshake business.

09.02.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In all fairness, Dilfer was also a disaster as a coach. Darnold hasn't done that yet.

09.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will always re-tweet the wise words of Mad Max. Gainesville legend.

09.02.2026 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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