@davidparke.bsky.social
Exit through the gift shop
19.08.2025 06:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The one with Mike Myers
15.08.2025 23:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I wish this could be album titles as well.
“Band Going Out for a Light Jog”
I can’t wait to her track 5, “Ethel Kennedy”
13.08.2025 11:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The B-47s
Princeling and the Mild Protest
Dowager Queen
The Campus Police
Dépêche démodée
Can’t wait to read it @scalzi.com
12.08.2025 18:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I thought Peter was the Rock
10.08.2025 01:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She’s a wonder
08.08.2025 19:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I once installed a new fill valve on a toilet … when do I start
05.08.2025 03:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well you could argue that Joe Biden stole the 2024 election
03.08.2025 14:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Seeing the game on Tuesday. Hoping for a close game so I can see Duran!
02.08.2025 02:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The problem with classic movies is that too few of them frame the actors as tiny figures dwarfed by a Mac OS screensaver.
01.08.2025 23:31 — 👍 428 🔁 64 💬 15 📌 0Alito’s wet dream
30.07.2025 20:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Am I going to join your Patreon just so I can find out what this is? YES I AM
29.07.2025 21:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Still trying to figure out why Reed Richards can invent FTL travel but not flat screen TVs
29.07.2025 05:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can you turn it off?
29.07.2025 00:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 07. Don’t add a bullet point to someone else’s list unless it makes sense and adds meaningfully to the discussion
27.07.2025 04:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Makes me want to go on a crusade against anti-Muslim sentiment
21.07.2025 22:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thanks
21.07.2025 21:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Might want to change your security questions:
name of favorite pet: burrito
name of favorite food: burrito
nickname in high school: burrito
What did Encyclopedia Brown’s friends call him when they wanted to make fun of him for being a nerd
20.07.2025 19:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why does the train look like it is in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.
20.07.2025 19:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He wouldn’t let me get my picture with him, although he agreed to shake my hand.
19.07.2025 00:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In 2014, John Cusack stopped me in Shanghai to ask me for directions to Red Square @johncusack.bsky.social
18.07.2025 23:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0LOL nope
06.07.2025 01:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Unless Iran can prove that it doesn’t have the ability to make nuclear weapons and doesn’t intend to try to obtain such ability, AND Israel believes them, then the war keeps going.
23.06.2025 17:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would mind being set back 6 months.
22.06.2025 04:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0there is a substantial chance that my marriage to Morgan Fairchild may or may not happen
19.06.2025 17:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0briefly lifting my “no talking about Bluesky on Bluesky” policy to say: you cannot make any place like the good old days of Twitter anymore than you can lose your virginity twice. We had one day of hashtag games on here when the big anti-Elon bump hit but the world’s not that fun anymore either
12.06.2025 18:05 — 👍 39 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1When the teacher calls on you in class but you haven’t read the assignment
12.06.2025 09:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
