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Developer, artist, 3D printer, leatherworker.

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I legit thought you reposted an Onion article.

17.06.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I kind of regret not going with Frank Leo, the rookie sensation out of Toronto. He put up some incredible numbers in the minors as a Bishop. The souls batted in alone puts him in the conversation.

23.04.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve got Ambongo and Richelieu in my Draft Kings fantasy team.

23.04.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hide the eggs! He needs protein to manifest. We must hold out until the bunny samurai seal him back into his tomb forestalling the zombie apocalypse!

20.04.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t believe Hitler lifted a finger to do physical violence after WWI but you cannot argue with the harm he caused or the deaths laid at his feet.

30.03.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Birthday Soup

30.03.2025 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do. I derive joy from that.

29.03.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck you! Resign

15.03.2025 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You little fucking bitch, resign today!

15.03.2025 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck you! Resign. You might as well be blowing Trump and Musk right now, you have no fight!

15.03.2025 05:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@schumer.senate.gov get the fuck out of office Chuck, let someone with the stones to fight take over

15.03.2025 04:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@schumer.senate.gov so itโ€™s not as much of a bitch move as voting in favor of the CR, but shutting off all your voicemail is still a pretty bitch move. You need to fucking resign. We need a fighter and you ainโ€™t it

15.03.2025 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Awesome!

12.03.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is AI to blame for this?

07.03.2025 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Completely unrelated to your pointโ€ฆ AP Bio is a great show.

05.03.2025 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The power of eyebrow compels you. ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ๐Ÿคจ

25.02.2025 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup.

23.02.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฟโ˜˜๏ธ๐Ÿซฃ

22.02.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I rob a bank to start my business I will out perform someone who got a loan they have to pay back to start their business.

18.02.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@juliusgoat.bsky.social

17.02.2025 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56753    ๐Ÿ” 14988    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 687    ๐Ÿ“Œ 587

Got through to Chip Roy of Texas too, clearly he needs some love
(202) 225-4236

12.02.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Got right through to Jeff Hurd too. 202 225 4676 Not enough phone calls for this man.

12.02.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got right through to Gabe Evans DC office today which tells me heโ€™s not getting enough phone calls. 202 225 5625

12.02.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have not been urged to call my officials by any group. I just got pissed that my senators kept voting to confirm people so I started cussing them both out 3 times a day.

12.02.2025 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope someone cancels his subscription to Life magazine.

08.02.2025 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Art of the deal baby!

05.02.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Normally we watch the Super Bowl. Think Iโ€™m gonna skip this one . No wings, no quac, no chips, no beer. Just a normal Sunday dinner and go to bed early. The orange menace will claim it was the most watched ever no matter what, but the NFL will pay attention to the real numbers. #Nosuperbowl

05.02.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cool, finally a start on day 5 of the breech. What next? What now?

05.02.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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