Oh. It's that guy.

July 3rd, the Earth is at Aphelion at 3:45 today. What comes around, goes around.

Happy Sierra Club Day!

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Don't panic and always carry a towel.
Happy National Towel Day!

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Happy International Tiara Day!

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Happy World Turtle Day!

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Happy International Tea Day!

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The Bay to Breakers Race is today. Which is reportedly the oldest footrace in America.

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Happy National Straw Hat Day.

It's Mothers Day. TBH, my least favorite day, because I can not adequately honor my mom, my wife, my daughter, and my daughter-in-law in a way that they each deserve.

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Happy No Socks Day!

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Happy National Nurses Day!

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Happy Lemonade Day!

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Lots of fun things lined up today: National Fitness Day, National Home Brew Day, National Play Outside Day, and World Naked Gardening Day!

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It's Scurvy Awareness Day.

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Happy May Day and Lei Day!

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Happy International Dance Day!

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Grab your cape, it's National Superheroes Day!

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Happy National Go Birding Day.

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Happy National Sauvignon Blanc Day! Celebrate responsibly.

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It's Earth Day. Maybe walk around a little bit, get some air.

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Today is World Creativity and Innovation Day.

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It's National Hanging Out Day!

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Happy National Malbec Day!

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Today is National Stress Awareness Day. (Like you don't know that already.)

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Happy "That Sucks" Day.

I had my annual physical exam today, and it's good to know that I'm at least as healthy as the president.

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Happy National Gardening Day!

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Happy National Walk On Your Wild Side Day.

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Happy National Cheese Fondue Day! Invite your friends, it'll be fun!

Happy National Siblings Day!
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