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*Trey Lancing intensifies*

I know everyone tried to pop that damn dog lmao

Founding: 1969-1980 Cracker Barrel was founded in 1969 by Dan Evins, a representative for Shell Oil, who developed the restaurant and gift store concept initially as a plan to improve gasoline sales. 51 Designed to resemble the traditional country store that he remembered from his childhood, with a name chosen to give it a Southern country theme, ® Cracker Barrel was intended to attract the interest of highway travelers. 51 The name comes from the barrels of soda crackers that could be found for sale in small-town stores across the American South in the early 1900s; people would stand around the barrels chatting and catching up, similar in purpose to contemporary office water coolers.

I’m sorry but I’m bucketing the Cracker Barrel crisis under “muh heritage.” The oil company wanted to sell more gas!

No forreal, do yal want to be Gilead or nah! That is the only thing we should be talking about

Me: I dreamt that Pavlov's dog stole fire from the gods and they tied a little bell to his collar, dooming him to drool for eternity.

Psychiatrist: I'm cutting back your Zoloft.

He had a time cosplaying

The reparations Isreali owes to Palestine should make Haiti's repayment to France look like a pittance

The price should bankrupt them for 500 years.

Ice Cube studied acting at DeVry

Finally, a united nation.

The cognitive dissonance it takes to be mad that “you’re celebrating the death of a human” when referring to a CEO being killed. but when it comes to the United States funding the genocide, primarily starving children, these same people have not a peep to say.

Terry McLaurin hasn’t missed a game since 2020, and despite being covered by No. 1 corners his entire career, he’s recorded five straight 1,000-yard seasons.

Meanwhile, McLaurin has never had a teammate surpass the 700-yard mark in a season with him.

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Boebert: What we’re seeing in LA is an insurrection

Pritzker: You don’t know understand what insurrection is. It is outrageous that you are asking that when you are the one condoning the pardoning of people that attacked police.

According to my friends on the front lines in L.A., Gavin Newsom is Don Johnson in Django, offended at the audacity of you to come in his house and harm people better than he can.

happy anniversary to ja rule thinking michael jordan gets paid a dollar every time someone shares the 'crying jordan' meme

Draymond: “The agenda to keep trying to make me look like an angry black man is crazy. I’m sick of it. Its ridiculous “

Also Draymond... 👇

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Damn, its been a minute

(debate show voice) what Cory Booker did was impressive to be sure but he also has the benefit of a modern, fiber rich diet and caffei—

Alright!!!! Get that man an IV drip & some crab legs!!!

And *that’s* the narrative trying to be pushed as fact, here. Which brings me back to what I said the other day: this is a heel turn.

I'm not a programming guy but MSNBC and CNN should be airing this Cory Booker thing in the same way you take over programming if there's a no-hitter or a basketball player with 60 points in three quarters. It's a physical feat! Cut in for this kind of thing. Costs nothing, gooses ratings, good TV.

Photo of Cory Booker in a black suit and tie

WASHINGTON (AP) — Cory Booker breaks the record for longest Senate speech, previously held by segregationist Strom Thurmond.

In Yoshi's Island, it is possible to obtain an extremely corrupt object called a Null Egg, which has a variety of glitch effects. One of them is that taking the Null Egg into the Naval Piranha battle will cause the boss to assume a psychedelic, color-changing rainbow appearance.

I love the MGM cartoon "Swing Wedding" for how batshit crazy it gets towards the end.

Crabcakes and Basketball. That’s what Maryland does.

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And got passed by Westbrook on the depth charts.