Astrotuna

It's a small bottle of rum a poured glass and a cigar. You can go ahead and fuck off

Fuck em all

Who's talking to me ?

Honestly, who is is this person.

Imagine getting "Trump" anything tattooed on your lower lip.

What the fuck, man.

Man, I got yelled at for sloppier flag discipline as a boyscout and I AM NOT AMERICAN

And their next leader will gladly trade 3rd party status (4th, actually), for being opposition leader because they're going to find another grasper who cannot win, but can play spoiler for his own aims?

Again?

We're gonna have a fun time where the NDP stands for absolutely not doing anything except being elected again, aren't we?

The NDP didn't have the stones to vote it down. Entirely different story.

Ah. The NDP.

It's like they had a chance with Layton and then picked Mulcair and lol, lmao fuck all the way off

Oh no the government didn't fall?

Who abstained?

It's too soon to make a Sudentenland joke, I guess?

I had to pause it a couple of times.

Fred Rogers' letter to Ernie got me.

Area man whose team hasn't won in over a decade offers coaching tips.

A sign identifying a British food section at a buffet, which is absurd.

This is my favorite section at the buffet. Not because the food tastes good because by definition it cannot, but simply because it exists.

I've read the things because of my choice of book learning and I don't need to be told why people do bad things that make them have to self medicate.

But I suspect a lot of people at ICE are going to continue to do their job and also do the other thing.

The division between the loyalists and the nutters seems serious, and permanent.

NPR can't be bothered to actually say why.

Going to bed. Twice is too many times in my life for Bill Clinton’s dick to be a topic of public conversation. Couldn’t we have brought back something harmless? Like jncos or old MTV. But no, it’s Bill Clinton dick. Again.

Until he forgets about it and then remembers again a few minutes later and it's suddenly a new fear.

I've had family members with cognitive difficulties, I know how this works. I hope he's newly afraid all the time.

I am so spectacularly happy I'm going to be somewhere warm with a cold drink for the next week because today was an absolutely awful day to know how to read.

I can guess.

Steam has a less than stellar record on hardware.

Everyone calm down a bit.

That is how bsky works.

If you're not outraged about apples v oranges, you should be livid about waffles.

Slows the cars down.

Oh, sorry, you want to *prevent* that.

Sutcliffe was not elected to prevent those problems.

Gotcha.

My bad.

I can't believe they're treating the Queen of Canada this way.

Just kidding, she was in Ottawa during the convoy, weird they've decided to drop this one specific side of their bullshit ideals.

Rev, if I may? Trim the edges of the 'stache.

It doesn't suit you. Go Errol Flynn.

Sorry, I read that as "Car Dealership Owners", but yeah.

Same applies.

You touch it with a needle.

I swear to god I don't write that poorly after eight fingers of scotch to my best, most loyal friends and these guys are just absolutely butchering the English language while doing sex crimes.

They WERE NOT hype enough for my boi.

HE WAS GOIN DUMB ON THEM KEYS

That's how I learned first aid.

Though in Canada it involved a Scot who tore his hey, know what? Not important.

Anyway, we learned with graphic stories.