LeDiva, Apprentice Bodega Cat 🐈‍⬛

Any pizza can be breakfast pizza if it's the first thing you eat that day.

Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! 💜

Rifftrax is bringing back MST3k (for the... third? fourth? time)!

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.

The three Biblically-accurate genders: father, son, noncorporeal being

Maybe add a gas mask next time? 😸

It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.

What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??

Janelle Monáe - PYNK [Official Music Video]

I love that song! youtu.be/PaYvlVR_BEc

Hand painted poster for Groundhog Day with some of the characters but mostly a giant blood soaked groundhog over a pile of dismembered corpses Manso Video Mamobi

happy groundhog day (1993) to all who celebrate

NED RYERSON NOOOOO

Catherine O'Hara Dead at 71 Catherine O'Hara -- famous for her work in "Schitt's Creek," "Home Alone," and "Best In Show" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned.

Fuck this!

RIP, legend.

www.tmz.com/2026/01/30/c...

Would washing them lower the price or raise them?

May they never again enjoy a meal without some food worker's bodily fluids in it.

So we plebes get neither bread nor circuses? This empire fucking blows.

I believe Prince might call this a "Sign O The Times"

he is just a regular guy
he can walk into a wetland
he is just a regular guy
he can walk into a swamp

I think Minnesota could do a lot worse for a tourism slogan than "Minnesota: we treat Nazis like Nazis"

Thanks, although I was kinda hoping someone responded "nm, what's upscrolled with you?" 😹

What's upscrolled?

Do you think Chekhov would have liked Dunkin Donuts?

Cat gf who keeps trying to nap directly on top of the vents when robot gf sleeps

Shot in the dark, does this comic's name rhyme with Shames Shmacaster?

nothing makes me feel more exhausted than someone telling me i’m strong.

i think it's good that the fascists are getting so much practice facing the wall, it'll make things easier later

Is it? I've been missing out sticking with weed & booze.

All fucking year long.

Look if Minnesota is the hub then it's a Purple Revolution.

Two democratic members of congress being assaulted reminds me of the time Sarah Huckabee Sanders was politely asked to leave a restaurant

Could she _be_ any more closeted?