Rick

"8 testicles were all over the place"

Big beautiful mouthful of bill.

They don't want teenagers asking them if they like fish sticks in their mouth.

He's super close with John Mara, who's having some serious health issues. I bet this happens and as I Giants fan I can't wait for more over hyped mediocrity.

After Wake he's on to East Rutherford.

Yeah he's 100% their next HC.

This is the most Giants thing ever, he is 100% going to be their coach next year.

Hopefully drowning out the sound of how Hitler ended himself.

Ask for a release, sign a 1 day contract with the Seahawks and retire.

Did he say this to Trump? Because he literally hates the troops.

Also fuck Pat McAfee, this dude is such a try hard dork.

In his defense, if Puck fucked my wife I'd smoke crack and suck at my job too.

So McAfee is a pedo?

The Gano bullshit has been going on for over a year. They lost that game against Washington last year because of it. A kicker?? You can't even get that right? Gtfoh everyone.

The guy who let Saquon go, drafted Evan Neal, Deonte Banks? No, please fire him into the Hudson.

Damn what a fall from grace we've had, this country is beyond fucked.

Breaking news: local nerds aghast that illiterate bullies continue to shove them into lockers after appeasing them with their lunch money. Story at 11.

Forfeitting? Punting on 1st and 10? kneeling down every fucking play goddamn it I hate this team.

Daboll ran Dart into the ground as everyone feared. Fire that fucking guy asap. He's lost at least 4 games like this, he sucks.

AHEM

It's not hate per se, it's already knowing the ending and not feigning hope. I type this as the Bears are probably going to come back and win.

As a Giants fan I am hesitant, tho I can understand having pity for an in-state city cursed by Scott Norwood.

I enjoy and understand most of your tweets... this I do not, savor their tears, bathe in them goddamn it.

Daboll willing to make Dart a vegetable to save his job. Fire him into Lake Michigan after this game.

Dart is out, Russ is in.... Bears will win.

Daboll will scramble Darts brain to save his job. Fire him now.

Oh I know its gonna happen regardless. It would just speed up the process.

They'd go after everyone regardless of skin color or citizenship status.

That would be orange bitches excuse for martial law.

I doubt he's clumsy but he should still probably tie his shoes.