Ephram Wilkoff

If you have the Canadian postal code for Adventures in Odyssey locked up tight in the recesses of your brain, how is therapy going?

Save calories by skipping the cream and sugar in your coffee and putting it on a glazed doughnut. Follow me for more dieting tips.

I remember the one year we did it at my very observant orthodox uncle’s house and I fell asleep at the table. Lasted till midnight. When my grandpa hosted we rarely finished the after meal portion.

The idea that emails were ever romantic is just absurd at this point.

Mfw online gambling ads come on

Me as a kid: don’t unplug the bath till I get out! I don’t want to go down the drain!

My kid: I will stay in this bath until every single drop goes down and there is nothing you can do about it.

I think the only proper response is, “Lord have mercy.”

Is it ADHD if you have to stop listening to the Code Switch podcast because they bring up a chemical plant and you have to go listening to the Sonic sound track?

Reformed worship songs could depress a clown on Zoloft.

You want my take?

Come quickly Lord Jesus.

4. Glorified carousel calliope music

I know. I get it. I just don’t like it. I’m
Also glad I don’t live in Texas.

Remember that you are but MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

Indoor baseball still weirds me out. I get it in Texas. But it still feels weird.

Pour one out for the unwindulax folks today.

How is the Bluesky void this fine Saturday?

When I was a worship leader I would dream that a band showed up at the last second and wanted to use their own drum set and would just start setting up in the middle of the service. 😅

if you read your Bible more my posts would be funnier

I think the author would say, “exactly! And then they didn’t wait long enough to make the progress required to make it better! Their nerve failed half way through! Cowards!” I think there is some things to be learned but it’s mostly not good.

This is by far the most boomer book I have ever read. And I’ve read John Maxwell.

Your daily reminder to alternate which arm you carry the baby in.

Sincerely,

My weak as crap right arm

It was so fun! Great for my kids and for me. The art was fantastic.

"I am wearied with these hospitable people, they so pursue me and pull me about with their civilities. They won't let me alone."

- Charles Wesley, patron saint of millennials

On the days when I cannot trust in people, I will trust in God.

Super solid lunch experience today.

Like I said, you’re a pro. Color me impressed.

No windscreen? Not the close talking or the regular on that SM7? You’re a pro. I would be popping plosives all over that.

It’s called racism. 🤷‍♂️

Because people think their faith is constructed like a pyramid rather than a web. You can rearrange things without it all crumbling!

The first practical step in any renovation is demo day! Perhaps instead of lamenting deconstruction as a whole we should be lending a hand to those in the process in order to help people salvage what is worth reusing as they remodel their faith.