Cherry Pie With A Hat

We don't talk about I Can't Believe It's Not Butter enough anymore

Why did we let Gary Larson go?

Roses are red
I painted my house blue
I don't think anyone
Actually understands stew

Dirty Dancing, but it's just someone with bad hygiene

D.Car was absolute perfection

Perfection

You're matching the sofa

Anytime else provide this app like it rhymes with Rusky?

me whenever I start telling people about my special interests

No one ever warned you how stupid facism would be

I saw a hummingbird

That is all

Listening to an audiobook is reading

I'm still alive (all three of you)

Three men live together platonically
All of them suck
And make sure to cast a a dirty comedian, a creep, and a hot guy to play the dad and uncles.

-Full House pitch

100%

It looks like a pic from a different era (in a good way)

Please sir, can I have some more engagement?

1. Donuts
2. Ice cream
3. Brownies

😍😍I feel seen😍😍

I'm so confused by everything now

I can't write a recipe to save my life!

🎵 I'm bringing cringy back. You other fuckers don't know how to act 🎵

I still leave some dirt under my pillow

Hey bb

I still love y'all

I'll keep my illusion alive thank you very much

Either that or get a carwash and I ain't doing that

WHO WROTE THIS?

Your car is cleaner than mine😭

There's something about hairy