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Kristen Wixx

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Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes. https://twittergamesblog.wordpress.com/

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I'll Get Up Early And Finish That Tomorrow ~ A Memoir

17.10.2025 02:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wish the video had sound. I'm pretty sure they are laughing. There's nothing like the sound of children's laughter.

17.10.2025 02:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🥶

17.10.2025 02:01 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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We all have our ways of coping…

17.10.2025 00:42 — 👍 76    🔁 12    💬 8    📌 2

Calgon, take me away.

17.10.2025 02:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommunity #Halloween

17.10.2025 02:05 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 10    📌 0
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Ace Frehley, original guitarist for KISS, dies at 74 The original KISS guitarist was a founding member of the band in 1973.

ACE FREHLEY DIES: Ace Frehley, the founding guitarist who helped make Kiss one of the biggest rock bands in the world in the 1970s and 1980s, has died at 74.

16.10.2025 22:45 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Feed cleanser.

16.10.2025 21:29 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling with his eyes closed Alt: Snicker laugh.
16.10.2025 21:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm already seeing Christmas commercials. It's way too soon.

16.10.2025 21:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#HurryUpBefore I post more humour

16.10.2025 21:07 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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#HurryUpBefore the magic wears off. 🙄

16.10.2025 21:05 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Mariah Carey "defrosting." The text reads, "Y'all better enjoy Halloween while it lasts, cause she's defrosting right now.

Mariah Carey "defrosting." The text reads, "Y'all better enjoy Halloween while it lasts, cause she's defrosting right now.

#HurryUpBefore she thaws.

16.10.2025 21:12 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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#HurryUpBefore I finish my Capri Sun. 🥴

16.10.2025 21:03 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Artist Credit: @LetsTagIt.bsky.social for The #DramaMammas Hashtag Game

Artist Credit: @LetsTagIt.bsky.social for The #DramaMammas Hashtag Game

#HurryUpBefore is today's #HashtagGame with #TheDramaMammas !

Follow your hosts and PLAY NOW with @LetsTagIt.bsky.social and @ChampneyLisa.bsky.social !

16.10.2025 21:00 — 👍 8    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman is laughing with the words * snort * written on her shirt Alt: Snort laughing.
16.10.2025 19:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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16.10.2025 20:00 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

😂😂😂

16.10.2025 19:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A man playing an accordion with two cats dancing in the foreground.

A man playing an accordion with two cats dancing in the foreground.

Bluesky welcoming new users...

16.10.2025 19:14 — 👍 23    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
A black convertible with what looks like a giant pair of boobs on the back bumper.

A black convertible with what looks like a giant pair of boobs on the back bumper.

Women don’t like the vehicle.

16.10.2025 18:56 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

A guy on the subway showed me a picture of his wife and said, “Isn't she beautiful?"

I said, "If you think she's beautiful, you should see my wife."

He asked, "Is she stunning?" I said, "No, she's an optician."

16.10.2025 09:42 — 👍 73    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

Hamburger Helper is a delicious, easy family dinner option that is also very economical whereas, a Hamburglar helper is anyone who enables that damn criminal’s long and storied history of crime

16.10.2025 10:41 — 👍 126    🔁 15    💬 4    📌 0
Don't think about it, just say it 

Fuck you (reply)

Don't think about it, just say it Fuck you (reply)

How to succeed in business

16.10.2025 11:21 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Kim Kardashian makes weird underwear and it sells out, yet when Ed Gein does it

16.10.2025 11:22 — 👍 35    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry, I’ve been busy, there’s still some things I haven’t hit my head on

16.10.2025 11:26 — 👍 99    🔁 42    💬 2    📌 2

*impatiently waiting for our next president, Terry Crews

16.10.2025 11:44 — 👍 20    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

The very very last thing I need in this whole wide world is a Skims thong with a built-in merkin

16.10.2025 11:45 — 👍 79    🔁 14    💬 12    📌 3
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‘tis the season

16.10.2025 12:08 — 👍 73    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 2

IKEA is Swedish for kindling.

16.10.2025 12:32 — 👍 46    🔁 17    💬 0    📌 0
a cow stands in an in-ground swimming pool

a cow stands in an in-ground swimming pool

me: *tosses in vegetables*
him: what’s going on here?
me: nothing, relax
him: this water is kind of warm
me: shhh *adds salt*

16.10.2025 13:30 — 👍 207    🔁 43    💬 10    📌 3

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