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3. Using words that aren't numbers as numbers (e.g., "one William dollars")

4. Technically correct estimates (e.g., looking at a group of a thousand things and observing there are "at least three")

5. Incongruous qualifiers for simple sums (e.g., she was 27 years old, not counting 2014)

17.03.2025 19:36 — 👍 60    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

the difference between pole users.

15.08.2024 19:02 — 👍 1818    🔁 388    💬 16    📌 26

Look, all I'm asking for is a game about a power-armoured deep space bounty hunter where the armour's design makes it abundantly clear that its wearer has an enormous ass.

04.02.2025 02:25 — 👍 254    🔁 18    💬 7    📌 0

OK, now I've joined Threads, Bluesky, Mastodon, Mammoth, Swarm, Toilet Bowl, Void, Eldritch Cucumber, Flibbertigibbet, Tally-ho, Razzmatazz, the Other Void, Giant Brain, Giant Brian, Egg, the Lost City of Atlantis, the Found City of Atlantis, Cookie Jar, Dimension Number 8364883, Eldritch Pickle...

15.01.2025 01:03 — 👍 290    🔁 40    💬 38    📌 1

A stone and some sticks from a mesquite tree

A mesquite tree stick sharpened to a point and burnt at the end

A halfway drawn busty dragoness made from ash on a rock

A shaded drawing on a rock made from ash of a busty dragoness on a rock. Suck my artistic dick AI bros

Throwback to when AI bros were saying they were digital artists because they both used technology to make art.

So as a digital artist I found a rock, burnt some sticks, and made a busty dragoness out of nothing but shit I had in my backyard.

Nothing will stop real artists from making real art.

27.12.2024 05:25 — 👍 9521    🔁 3154    💬 162    📌 75

@animals_twts

A melanistic Fox, one of the rarest and beautiful animals on the planet 🤩

23.11.2024 04:51 — 👍 19816    🔁 1210    💬 339    📌 101

"Monument" 20" x 24" oil on panel.

22.11.2024 13:14 — 👍 6664    🔁 838    💬 92    📌 18

22.11.2024 05:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BONUS A guy is being interviewed by the journalist. He says: "I mean, nazism is bad." The journalist interrupts him, panicked. He says: "wow, wow, wow let's not get too political okay?"

A journalist is animating a show. He says: Hello and welcome to the Public Interest Service Show! Today let's answer the burning question: "is it currently raining today ?" The journalist points at a scientist sitting on his left, who has a pile of book and scientific papers. The journalist says: "On my left, we have a scientist." The scientist says: "Yes, as an expert in meteorology and using the vast scientific literature at my disposal, a various trusted source as well as a few peer-reviewed studies, I can assure you that it's currently raining." The journalist now points at the guy sitting on his right, who is holding a book titled "Climate, written by me". The guy has a bunch of microphones pointed in his direction. The journalist says: "And on my right, we have the famous Daniel Vorced who just published a book!" Daniel says: "yes, as a guy with no sources, no knowledge, no expertise, and no job, I can assure you that Rain is a liberal myth created to sell more umbrellas." The journalist says:"well that's going to be a fun debate where both sides will be equally wrong and right !" The scientist protests. "what? he's factually wrong there isn't even a debate?" The journalist says:"come on mister, as a journalist my job is to give both opinions a voice" The scientist point at the window, where we can see that it is indeed raining. He screams: "Your job is to look outside!"

Bonus panel + Single image

02.11.2024 18:13 — 👍 24    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

as artists we need to stop thinking that we have to reinvent the wheel every time we draw... sometimes it's okay to have a wheel... they make the bus go round and round, after all... yeah, let's all be wheels... 🚌

25.10.2024 23:31 — 👍 9327    🔁 1377    💬 90    📌 35

Back when one of those meme dresses ("Draw your OC in this!) was going around, I found a... bikini? version of the dress.

So I put it on Clayton.
He had a devil of a time fonding the right size.

More clayton lore: he drew the mustache himself!

25.10.2024 16:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, ntw, he's 8 feet tall

25.10.2024 16:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you!

25.10.2024 16:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is Jasmine's bartender friend, Clayton. Clayton was built in a scrapyard and is one of the few robots with a gender identity.

25.10.2024 05:47 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

2nd Bluesky post I ever see on the app. Omen of weal and goodwill towards all.

25.10.2024 05:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is Jasmine, my first OC :3

25.10.2024 04:58 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0