Jon Cudby

I always hoped Schroders would merge with ING, call the new company "SchrodINGers", and then leave investors to guess whether there was money in the funds or not.

Trafalgar Square in the rain last night. It's been 41 days of rain in the UK and while that means walking in #London leaves you damp and cold, the wet also helps highlight the beauty of the city.

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

No worries. I'll read it anyway. Vielen dank!

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As I get older, my response to celebrities dying is increasingly surprise that they weren't dead already. I am similarly amazed that Braverman didn't join Reform years ago.

I judge calendar years by whether they feature more weddings or funerals. 2025 was the first year in ages where weddings won. But we're barely three weeks into 2026 and it's 2-0 to funerals already.

I'd also want my tomatoes dried all the way for that price.

I don't like Bromley its horrible.

Scooby Doo’s favourite pantomime.

Or "Louise" by Grace Petrie, but I suspect you're onto that already...

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This is heartbreakingly gorgeous. youtu.be/KkT3ODAxmm8?...

Think our commentary team enjoyed that equaliser 😅

🎧 A warning to all headphone users 😉

I've been trying to work out what this is. I'm halfway there.

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

I just want to know why the Health Secretary seems to continually fight on the side of Disease.

Jason Yule on the bench

the coop this evening with possibly the most baffling musical choice i have ever experienced in a supermarket

Mature cheddar, but you need to mix it with a bit of egg, mustard and Worcester Sauce

The first bit would be boring. But when it comes to attaching the panels lining the tunnel together, that would be riveting.

Working on a presentation and...JFC, we need to shut down the pulpy "[Thing] of Auschwitz" machine until we can figure out what's going on.

These things are just stealing the oxygen of important Holocaust histories.

That building is nicer from the outside.

I would also give Scone Candy a go though

Weekend at Jamie's

It's not hard. You pronounce it to rhyme with the first name of the actor, J Cusack.

Scrap the Bathroom Ban 🚨This is urgent🚨 Bridget Phillipson, the Minister for Women and Equalities, has a decision to make. The EHRC, a regulator mired in controversy over anti-trans views, has sent a new draft Code of Prac...

I've a favour to ask of my cisgender UK followers. It'll take you 5 minutes!

Please use this template to write to your MP.

I know, I know... AGAIN. But this is to counter the letter-writing campaign undertaken by Sex Matters, who want the awful EHRC trans-exclusionary Code to be rushed through.

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Like Zohran, Zack offers the thrill of cost free rebellion.

The Spectator are confused.

It's not going to be cost free.

Billionaires are going to pay more.

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A BBC headline reading "Former England goalkeeper Mary Earps announces 'happy' same-sex relationship"

The quote marks make it seem like the BBC don't believe her.

Is this what they mean when they say recollections may vary