Jon Cudby

That dog made it everywhere! And every stop he made, he'd make a new friend. (Thanks for the earworm)

Dozens of sex toys have been found washed up on a Scottish beach.

RISQUE GALORE

As someone who travels around the uk a lot, I want Jenrick to know there are so many places that are ONLY white faces, he needs to go and tell them to integrate.

A handwritten notice outside a house, reading "Hamster toys/food etc. Please take."

Finally, a worthy sequel to "Baby shoes" in the 6-word story genre.

Henry *and* Sir Trevor Brooking both celebrating birthdays. What a blessed day.

I read once that people find it easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism. The end of capitalism is just not conceivable. That might explain why everyone seems resigned to just blindly shuffling towards the apocalypse.

The London city skyline under a blue sky.

I know Bill Wells is talking about Glasgow, but when he sings, "This city's all I'll ever need," I completely get it.

A bonnie, bonnie bus route indeed

The view from the front seat of a bus making its way up Walworth Road.

Day off work, the sky is blue, I'm on a solo yolo to a fancy massage and the Picasso exhibition at Tate Modern *and* I got the driver's seat on the bus. #smugcudby

Drivers of Essex, if you are not travelling any faster than the traffic in the slow lane, there is no need for you not to be in the slow lane yourself.
The fast lane is not macho if you trundle.

In the past, if you wanted to work illegally in the UK, you didn't need a passport, ID, National Insurance number, visa, or any other documents.

In the future, thanks to a new government initiative, if you want to work illegally in the UK all you won't need is a compulsory digital ID Britcard.

YouTube video by Jim Bob Not Your President Not My King (room acoustic brand new song)

Following the release of two albums last month, Automatic and Stick, @mrjimbob.bsky.social isn't resting on his laurels as he posts a new track Not Your President Not My King inspired by the recent Windsor Castle Trump Banquet...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKC_...

Maybe she’s born with it
Maybe it’s Tylenol

A representation of a Union Jack made of fists

A boot in a mouth with the text "lick today, eat tomorrow"

A Palestinian flag with blood dripping down it.

Made an impromptu lunchtime jaunt to the Right to Protest exhibition at 10 Greatorex St before it finishes on Friday. Brilliant.

Country with bullet vending machines makes preventing autism a priority Headline by Sarah Amero A country that distributes bullets like they’re chocolate bars has decided that eradicating autism is one of its top priorities, it has been reported.  The USA, where you can p...

Anti-autism campaigner, Karen Hoyland, 40, commented: “I love my child but I hate his autism. The other day I came home to find him lining up his guns, instead of playing with them like a normal kid.”

Ex-Arsenal starlet Billy Vigar in induced coma after suffering 'brain injury' FORMER Arsenal prospect Billy Vigar has been placed in an induced coma, his club has announced. The Chichester City attacker, 21, suffered a serious injury when the Isthmian Premier Division outfit…

@barneyronay.bsky.social Hi Barney. This is the 2nd time in 2 years that a non-league player has received a life-changing injury from a head collision with a perimeter wall, because the FA can't be bothered to update ground regs. Fancy taking up the story?

www.thesun.co.uk/sport/368025...

A football result that reads "Sunderland 1 Villa 1"

Still can't see this fixture without mentally adding "Brooking" in the middle.

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’ JERUSALEM—In response to an independent United Nations inquiry concluding that Israel is committing an ongoing genocide against Palestinians in Gaza, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu issued a defiant...

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

A 4-2 win!
Almost made the £70 parking fine tolerable.

First game of the season for the boy. Hopes high after we managed to hit the post during our final pre-season friendly last week. We lost that game 9-0 but you have to take the positives.

Don't be too harsh on Teddy. It must be hard living your life in the face of constant comparisons with someone as perfect as Deacon Claybourne.
(I miss Nashville.)

Yes, Brockwell. I bike there so I have technically done 2/3 of a triathlon already today and can be even more smug than usual.

A story in three parts.

Swim in the lido and breakfast from Bunhead. It blows my mind that some people choose not to live in Southeast London.

To be honest, if I'd spent years insisting that a capital city was a no-go area for people like me as there were too many 'other sorts' who'd attack us, I wouldn't organise a mass public gathering of people like me in that exact city, because it would reveal I'd been talking bollocks the whole time

And *everybody* is jumping

"Half-and-half scarves Half-and-half scarves or items illustrating the colours/crests of both clubs will not be permitted inside London Stadium on Saturday. Supporters who have purchased half-and-half scarves from unofficial sellers will be required to hand them over to security staff at the security checkpoints and these scarves will not be returned. Supporters wishing to buy a scarf for the match are advised to head to the West Ham United Stadium Store, where they can be purchased."

It's not often I get to be proud of anything West Ham have done, on or off the pitch, so let me enjoy this rare opportunity.

I would have been in Peckham then I guess. Our paths will cross again one day!

Really? You didn't live round this way, did you?
And I'm still trying to master it at 49.