Jon Cudby

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The detail that bugged me was the name "Mix tape". I think that phrase was a US import around the turn of the century. In the late 80s/early 90s those characters would have just called it a "compilation".

Mo Salah is asking the right questions

The Isthmian Premier League table after one round of games, showing Dulwich Hamlet at the top.

Nothing can go wrong from here...

Breakfast of champignons.

Today's Guardian, with the headline "Future of 1 million Palestinians now hangs in the balance"

Curious use of "now".

So this allotment story is absolutely blowing up everywhere and the government will prob U-turn soon due to UNEXPECTED VIRALITY IN THE BAGGING AREA.

But because I'm a sad git I spent 5mins chasing the aggregated Nottinghamshire Live story back through the Telegraph and the Express and found....

The English policeman from Allo Allo

A roadsign that has been tampered with so, alongside directions to East Dulwich (half a mile straight ahead) and Forest Hill (2 1/2 miles to the left), there is an arrow sending you back the way you came to "Anywhere" (23 miles) and "Now Here" (0 miles)

Larrikins have meddled with the bottom of a local roadsign.
I'm not sure where is 23 miles in that direction. It could be Rotterdam, or Anywhere.

I don't mean to brag, but this morning I got a member of staff to help me in Sports Direct.

“Frappe frappe”
“Qui est lá?”
“J’adore…”
“J’adore qui?”
“J’adore qui not working?”

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I will be taking no questions.

What does Doctor Who have with his pizza?
Dalek bread.

"Where is Tower Records?"
Up west ✔️
Central ❌

At the dentist this morning having a crown fitted. As the chair reclined, 'Flashdance' came on the radio. Obviously I can't resist, so I spurt out, "What a filling!"
The dentist's laughter was as generous as it was insincere.

Today, 84 years to the day since HMS Umpire sank, my dad got to unveil the memorial he has been fundraising for, in a churchyard overlooking the patch of sea where it happened.

Did Chloe Kelly just pull a Daniel Larusso?

You have to be 18 to buy Call of Duty in the UK, but you can join the army and shoot people for real at 16.

I hope they make the most of it before Farage gets in and raises the voting age to 70.

Ask if he knows the name of the organ of sight. I bet he does.

This whole show was ruined for me because I misheard the main character's name as "Lionel".
Didn't seem heroic enough.

A BBC news headline which says “Penguin says it did “all necessary due diligence” with The Salt Path

I’m no expert but I would’ve got a person to do it.

My son is a goalkeeper. Whenever he concedes he uses this song to get over it. Sings through the doleful intro in his head and, by the time the tune kicks in, he's ready to go again.

I spilt glue on my autobiography. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Grandmaster Flash is swimming in his bear costume again.

He's like a Bungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how he keeps from going under.

A video of a rapper on stage with a caption that says the US revokes visas of British wrap pump Duo Bob velin after controversial Glastonbury set.

Thank fucking God that DOGE was not able to eliminate the Federal Bureau of Protecting Americans from British Rap Punk Duo Lyrics at the Glastonbury Music Festival.

idf soldier: [aiming at civilians] and remember, lads, do NOT chant anything; that’s a red line that we cannot cross

The PR agency, the publishers and the disappearing lottery winners Lottery winners whose stories promoted casino website cannot be found.

What a hollowed-out fucked-up corporate “local news industry” we’ve got, reliant on disillusioned poverty pay graduates rewriting dodgy press releases that are gamed for SEO by a casino, all enabled by Google pushing this shit through its Discover tab.
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Incalculable