Kimberly Hudson

Yes, I’m sure there are many more sheriffs, state representatives, and youth pastors out there that need arresting.

Anyone looking to a current member of any branch of the service to actually make moral choices that might risk their careers is a sweet dreamer.

My mother and mother-in-law regularly use our nearby commissary. They did while raising kids and they still do now that they live in retirement. This is a lifelong lifeline for service people and their dependents. But fuck old ladies I guess.

Every one of your posts lately feel you are secretly confirming my escape plan (my husband’s employer has an branch in your area). Keep ‘em coming.

Again, today’s youth suck at vandalism. They don’t even try.

I desperately missed this kind of drive-by small talk with strangers during the pandemic. Your dog is so handsome! That’s a great backpack. Oh, I’ve been meaning to try that pasta sauce. Is it spicy?

I’ve been pretty disappointed with contemporary teen vandalism. So many juicy targets and the teens are just home doing homework or some bullshit.

Thank goodness Terry is back. Portia has been busy with nonsense for months and the hospital is down at least one lab tech.

My husband and I are doing a LB binge because everything is awful and he loves Doc. We were floored by how well the show handled the topic.

My husband just told me he doesn’t know the difference between Shapiro and Kirk and his brain is probably the better for it.

Did my shingles shots this summer. The actual shot hurt like an mfer and I felt tired and gross for a few days, but no way in hell I’m getting shingles if I can help it.

I told my son this morning that I can’t care until I see an actual casket.

God will never forgive those highlights.

Wait wait hold up Rudy WASN’T helping someone AND lied about it? Huh.

With all due respect, let’s go.

We foolishly went to the aquarium there on a Saturday last year. Nightmare traffic and I got hit in the with a stroller in the parking garage. I hate Atlanta with a hot, muggy passion. The only good city is Santa Fe, New Mexico.

If he can do it, I can do it! But also what if my cardiologist is a fucking moron?

My 16 year old builds model airplanes. He and his best friend entered a competition last weekend and were the youngest by about 35 years. They spend a lot of time hanging out in dusty hobby shops chatting up old dudes.

Cave Dwellers was my first! “Use the handrails! I invented them for a reason!”

The easiest thing in the world would be to vote against all of his nominees. I just can’t understand it. “He‘ll nominate someone worse!” Then vote no on that nom too! Pretend you’re a republican during Obama.

Trump's Second Favorite Island (With Another List) Republican donors funnel millions through Guam, spotlighting the need for campaign finance reform

Hello Mr. Leopold, I’m Zach, a high school journalist. I just published an exclusive investigation into how 193 Trump donors funneled $2M through Guam, raising quid pro quo and campaign finance concerns. Would be grateful if you gave it a look or shared it:

open.substack.com/pub/zachkahn...

Guys, tootsie rolls aren’t candy. They’re mouth punishment. Love yourselves enough to eat something better. Except Trump. Obscenely chewy shit knubbins are exactly what he deserves.

I think we have one mint chocolate chip one left in the freezer….

The economy thing should be causing stomach cramps in the Oval Office right now.

Honestly sounds amazing.

Last 4th I watched my friend’s neighbor attach fireworks to a hat he was wearing and then light them. Our teenagers declared it was the stupidest thing they’d ever seen, and these kids watch a lot of YouTube.

And if he ever leaves the country again, he’ll only go to Hungary. Everywhere else they ask too many nosy questions.

Update: top dog in America number one!

At the vet with my monster. She once got a behavior note in her file during a pandemic drop-off appointment, so I’m feel like I’m always trying to prove she’s really the best behaved angel in the world (she’s not).

Hell yes!