The number of people who thought this wouldn't change anything is almost more shocking to me.

There is nothing better than learning you've been diagnosed with ADHD your entire life, and your parents chose not to medicate, treat, or tell you about it. It's even better when you get that news second hand through one of your siblings because you're getting screened.

Merry Christmas and happy holidays everyone except you walgreens corporation go fuck yourselves deliver my shit on time and maybe I'll be nicer (I wont) next year

I got a little too lit at the work holiday party, but I distinctly remember the playlist being at least 70% "I wanna bone Santa Claus so bad" style songs. Big ups to the lady in admin who thought that was funny because it so was.

Blow up one person with your mind powers and now hr wants to get involved cmon man

The gf got him a house with his name on it 🥺

Meet otto my galaxy koi betta. He didn't murder the shrimp or dwarf corys in the tank, so we are best friends.

Saw Spiderman (2002, the best one) tonight and seeing Spiderman 2 (2004, the one with doc okc in it badass also gfs fav) tomorrow in THEATERS I would be jealous too.

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How the first sip of coffee on a Monday morning feels

Put me in a room with whoever pay walled the mini from the NYT app. I have very strong feelings about this change to my morning routine and would like to share them :)

Nothing better than satan deciding its not going to be 80 degrees at night so I can use my tasteful patio furniture

Happy 2 ish year anniversary to whatever the hell I was doing here

Unfortunately, I have knocked my yearly budget review out of the park and will continue to be employed for the next year 😔 please send good wishes in these trying times

Bigscreen Beyond 2e: VRChat Edition Shopping screen

BLUESKY GIVEAWAY:

- 1 Bigscreen Beyond 2e: @vrchat.com Edition (no 10 years of VRC+, sorry).

As long as Bigscreen can ship to you, you're eligible.

RULES:
- must be following me on Bluesky
- must RT this post

you must be comfortable with me ordering it for you!

Went to a holy site

Convinced Selected Ambient Works 85-92 is the greatest thing the British will ever achieve, with Runescape coming in a close second.

Screenshot of classic album first light by Makoto matsushita

Thank you, japanese yacht rock, for saving my monday. I couldn't make it through work without you 🥺

I'm disappointed and disgusted by all of the lactose intolerance in the world. I wish we could come together as one people to be a little more tolerant of lactose, even if it's just a little bit at a time. 😔

YouTube video by Hot Dad - Topic Crazy Bread

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Yo thanks insurance for denying my refill on my IV medication I've been on for the last I donno 5 years because I haven't seen a doctor this year (the one that just began). Fucking up my quality of life until I can get it approved really love yall for that.

Having my own office is a liberating experience. Imagine not wanting to talk to a coworker, so you just....close the door. Life is good

Imagine being a non central heathen. What even is eastern time?? To the east of who??? Don't even get me started on SPECIFIC or whatever

Look guys all I'm saying is if someone pisses you off enough (with notice) you should be able to light them on fire.

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Merry Christmas!!! I hope everyone has a wonderful holiday

Shout out to the construction crew doing our lab renovations that have THIS WEEK made shit fall through the ceilings on the first floor twice. Keep up the great work, lads. Also, move over my office so I can go home please.

Current mood:

Banger choice 👌 🙌 🔥

Since we're past Thanksgiving, it's time to ask the hard-hitting questions. What is your favorite christmas song? Mines last christmas (mostly because George Michal was cookin)