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Photo of a brownish-orangish mushroom growing from a mossy stump.

Here’s a mushroom for your Monday morning

#mushroom #fungus #mushroommonday #fungifriends #hiking #macrophotography #photography #nature #naturalist #pennsylvania

And I like Columbus as a city. 🤷 Did Taylor say that shit? Because it feels like some shit Taylor would say.

I need a T-shirt that says "I went to Great Wolf Lodge and all I got was to see Vivek Ramaswamy spit in the lazy river."

As a bald man, getting an ingrown hair on my head is an extra slap in the face. I barely have any hair growing to begin with and then one of the ones I do have decides to get all fucked up? Come on man.

NPR and PBS can't sell these shirts for legal reasons, so I'm going rogue and selling them myself. $8 per shirt goes to NPR and PBS. Free matching sticker with every order. www.harebraineddesign.com

You randomly talked shit to me the other night and I was coming back to talk shit at you today. But instead I'm going forego that and say I genuinely hope you have a great day today man and that shit is just easy and chill for you.

I hope when Matt Miazga empties his pockets tonight he doesn't forget to let Messi out. #AllForCincy

Got 200 pounds of farm fresh, organic beef today. Cheaper than the grocery store. Raised in a pasture instead of a commercial barn. Packaged in paper instead of plastic. Travelled a grand total of 30 miles from the farm, to the butcher, to my freezer.

Glad I bit the bullet and bought a deep freeze.

I mean, we did do the sha la las again. We were actively doing them when I posted this. So. Sorry you don't get to be right on this.

WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN!

SHA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
OHHHHHHH FCC!

#AllForCincy #HellIsReal #HiR

SHA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
OHHHHHH FCC!

Hey, I know that guy!

Always makes me laugh when dudes refuse to smile in pictures with their wives. Bro, the love of your life wants to lean in close to you and post a picture saying how much she loves you, it's ok to smile a little.

Hegseth apparently also wants to rename vessels named for Thurgood Marshall, Harriet Tubman and a slew of other civil rights leaders. www.cbsnews.com/news/navy-ne...

Scratch that. Give me a whole MAYHEM show.

I need to see a drag queen performance to Abracadabra. Like, now. Shit's gonna go hard.

The way I still gasp in excitement every time Pink Pony Club starts playing. Even if I was the one who made it play.

I absolutely love my anti anxiety medication.

But I'm not sure there's enough Lexapro in the world to counteract the panic I feel when a stranger comes up and starts talking in a way that shows they know exactly who I am.

I get to watch Joe Burrow, Ja'Marr Chase, and Tee Higgins play for my favorite football team for the next four years. That feels pretty damn special.

Is it possible that Lady Gaga just had two of the best SNL musical performances of all time?

The only right answer is yes.

Weird Al Yankovic belongs in the RnR Hall of Fame. I said what I said. #rocknroll #HOF #halloffame #rnr #badhairday

I bought a giant package of Ferrero Rocher on clearance after Christmas.

Once a week I grab one out of the package, sit on the stool in my kitchen, and disassociate from the world for 2-3 minutes while I savor it.

It's the best.

Not sure I've seen anyone mention this anywhere, but if Trey gets traded does that make it near 100% that Geno Stone doesn't get cut? Because, while there would be cap savings, they don't really need that but that would also be yet another defensive hole to fill.

13 years ago I did CPR on a coworker that had a massive heart attack.

Not gonna lie, it messed me up for awhile.

However, I was comforted knowing that had I not done CPR, he wouldn't have lived long enough for his family to say goodbye.

Do yourself and everyone around you a favor and learn CPR.

Introduce yourself as a TV character...

🤣 I need to state on record that I do not LIKE port a potties. I like my bathroom at home with my bidet. I have just reached a point now where I tolerate port a potties because for the most part, on most jobsites, I have no choice.

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

Stay safe out there everyone.

GloRilla in that second SNL performance. 👀

Respectfully.

Just rewatched the Good Place for like the third time and it's just so damn good every single minute, every single time.